( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) non-veg jokes.

Peanut.

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his w*enie today at the playground!”

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Sally replied, “No, salty.”

Mom fainted