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Help! This Woman doesn't know the difference between hate and lust: pt 1

And this is where things get kinda weird. Lucy's thoughts are SO DAMN inconsistent. She keeps switching between, 'I don't want to go to the wedding because I hate  Josh' and then 'I don't want to go because if I sleep next to Josh thIngs wILl hAPPen.'

So somewhere after this Lucy schedules a date with Daniel. Josh gets pissed and they make out in the office's store closet. I know those two things don't sound related, but just roll with it. 

Josh gropes Lucy then Lucy's like 'You know I actually liked when you sexually harassed me in the elevator! I think I will cancel my date with Daniel if you kiss me!' 

Josh says 'No. Go on  your stoopeed date with NICE GUY Daniel, and if he's so NICE kiss him and if his kissing skills are better than you can have him. But if his kissing skilz are worse than mine you have to ADMIT stupid nice guy is worse than me and you can never kiss him again!'

And Lucy says 'OK!''

Then Lucy kisses Daniel Nice Guy and Daniel says, 'Let's be friends!' 

Lucy goes to Josh's apartment and tries to make out with him but isn't that successful. 

So after that Josh and Lucy goes to attend the wedding. Oh also Josh calls Lucy 'Shortcake', did I mention that? Because Lucy is short. Haha. FUNNE. And also mmm, derogatory nicknames, so cute. 

Anyways a few days later Josh drives Lucy to the hotel where his bro will get married.  In the car Lucy 'Looks respectfully' at Josh throughout the ride.

Welp, they share a bedroom at the hotel the wedding takes place. Josh says he wants a woman to love him for his pERsOnalITy and not his body. 

But I was thinking um what pesonality? Where personality? Being rude and horny isn't a pesonality bruh.

Or maybe it is I dunno. 

So Lucy asks him about why he's like that, and Josh says he had an ex (a tall blonde girl), who left him for a 'nice guy'.

I mean, can you blame the girl, Josh? I'm sorry to break it to you but nice guys > abs. Which is kind of all you have.

So after Lucy hears Josh got dumped, she says 'OMG. Tall blonde bitch! I will love you correctly Josh! So can I steal your v-card now?'

Josh says 'Nuh but we can make out.'

Lucy says ":( ok'

(well they didn't says these lines exactly but that's the general idea of the conversation).

Lucy wore a dress that was 'robbin's egg blue'. Which was Josh's room's color. Josh flirts with her in the wedding. People watch and Lucy starts to wonder why he's doing that. Lucy finds out that Patrick married Josh's ex.

Dude, Patrick...  WHY? Why would you marry your brother's ex? I just find this kind of weird. I mean I guess if your brother is OK with it, no problem? But Josh was TOTALLY not okay with it. 

Lucy thinks that Josh acted lovey-dovey just to make his brother's wife jealous. Which is really messed up. Anyways, Lucy calls Daniel for work-related issues, then Josh takes away Lucy's phone and tells Daniel to 'never call her again!'

Possessive much?

So after that Josh says, 'Lucy I didn't just bring you here to make my brother's wife jealous! I brought you here for my moral support' and Lucy says, 'Oh, Josh, you're so sweet! Can I steal you v-card now?' and then they have 'a good time'.

The next morning Lucy and Josh attend a breakfast with Josh's family. Josh's father verbally abuses Josh because Josh failed Medical University, but his brother Patrick didn't. Lucy tells him off, and then she and Josh ride home to his apartment.

(this scene was kinda cute actually. Will elaborate more later)

So at Josh's home Lucy and Josh make out. AGAIN. OH MY GOD. This book should've been called 'The Making Out Game' laksdfjsdfj. Lucy realizes she doesn't hate Josh.

Um, GIRL. It was pretty obvious from the FIRST CHAPTER you didn't hate Josh. I mean, you literally had a dream sequence of boning him, so yeah.

Somewhere between making out Josh says, 'Lucy I loved you since the moment I saw you! Look I painted my room Robin's egg blue, the color of your EYES'.

Lucy says 'OMG JOSH U SO CUTE ILY it's totally not creepy that you painted your room the color of my eyes.'

Then Josh says, 'Yeah I loved you from the moment I saw you and stuff! I didn't smile at you because I was afraid of how much in love with you I was.'

Then they confess their love to each other. Josh says he resigned from their company, so Lucy didn't have to compete with him for CEO position. They make out. Again. 

The end.

END OF SPOILERS