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Mc, pointing to Mammon: He stole from me first!
Mammon: Mhm.
Mc: Stole my heart...
Belphie: It is still illegal to commit murder.

Mc: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

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Mc: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Asmo: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Satan: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Levi: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Mc: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Mc: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands

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Belphie: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

Lucifer: Dammit, Mammon!Mammon: What?! It wasn’t me!Lucifer: Sorry, force of habit

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Lucifer: Dammit, Mammon!
Mammon: What?! It wasn’t me!
Lucifer: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Satan!
Satan: Not me either.
Lucifer: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Beel: *whistles*

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