These two gay fucks

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Punz: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Sapnap: Oh, I'm always running
Sapnap: The question is from what


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Punz to Sapnap: What the hell are daddy issues? Just traumatise your father back.


_-_NEXT_-_


Sapnap: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for your hands?

Punz: AMBIDEXTROUS??


_-_NEXT_-_


Sapnap: Captain Hook was such a joke

Punz: ?

Sapnap: Like "oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do!" Ever heard of a fucking gun?

Punz:


_-_NEXT_-_


Sapnap: How would you die in the Chocolate factory?

Punz: Bullet to the head

Sapnap: By an Oompa Loompa or Willy Wonka?

Punz: Grandpa Joe


_-_NEXT_-_


Sapnap: Hey... can you do me a favor?

Punz: Yeah sure.

Sapnap: When I die...

Punz: Yeah?

Sapnap: Can you update my Facebook status saying "Chillin' with God"?


_-_NEXT_-_


"I came into this world screaming, covered in someone elses blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way."

-Punz


"My death will probably be caused by me being sarcasttic at the wrong time."

-Sapnap

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