Charlie, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Wilbur, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Tommy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Phil, trembling: What are we playing
_-_NEXT_-_
Tommy: *Screams*
Wilbur: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Phil: Should we do something?
Techno: No, I want to see who wins.
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: *Gently taps table*
Awesamdude: *Taps back*
Ghostbur: What are they doing?
Ranboo: Morse code.
Phil: *Aggressively taps table*
Awesamdude: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
_-_NEXT_-_
Dream, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Sapnap, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
George: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Dream: playing systemic oppression
_-_NEXT_-_
Ghostbur: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Glatt: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Quackity: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Glatt: Good thinking.
_-_NEXT_-_
Phil: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Tubbo: We got spring water
Phil: NO.
Tommy: with EXTRA minerals
Tubbo: it's like licking a stalagmite
Phil: DON'T COME HOME.
Tommy: Mmmmm cave water
_-_NEXT_-_
Grian: Change is inedible.
Mumbo: Don't you mean inevitable?
Grian, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
_-_NEXT_-_
Skeppy: A theif.
Bad: Thief?
Skeppy: Theif.
Bad: I before E, except after C.
Skeppy: Thceif.
Bad: No.
_-_NEXT_-_
George: You love me, right, Dream?
Dream: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
_-_NEXT_-_
Nikki: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Eret: Wednesay
Nikki: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
_-_NEXT_-_
Sapnap: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Tommy's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
_-_NEXT_-_
Wilbur: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Tommy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Ranboo: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Tubbo: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Tommy: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Techno: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Tubbo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Phil, annoyed: You are disappointments
