Mine's James. His fanart is so hot and I'm in love with Sapnap sooo. -3-
Plz, watch that video, it's worth every second.
Also, what do yall' think of Fundy's lore stream?
Dream, negotiating with Tubbo: We have Tommy. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Tommy: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Dream:
Tommy: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Tubbo: TOMMY STOP
_-_NEXT_-_
Fundy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
George: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Fundy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Dream: edible
_-_NEXT_-_
Fundy: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Dream: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
George: Smad.
_-_NEXT_-_
George: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Dream?
Dream: ... No.
Fundy: I do!
George: I know, Fundy.
Fundy: I'm sad!
George: I know, Fundy.
_-_NEXT_-_
Tommy, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
_-_NEXT_-_
Eret: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
_-_NEXT_-_
Wilbur: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Wilbur*
Wilbur: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
_-_NEXT_-_
Wilbur: I was arrested for being too cool.
Schlatt: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
_-_NEXT_-_
Wilbur: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Schlatt: I do have a sense of humor you know
Wilbur: I've never heard you laugh before
Schlatt: I've never heard you say anything funny
_-_NEXT_-_
Techno: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Tommy: Thank you
Techno: I didn't say that was a good thing
Tommy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
_-_NEXT_-_
Skeppy:*Stubs toe* FUCK
Bad: Mind your language!
Skeppy: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Bad:
Skeppy: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
_-_NEXT_-_
Quackity: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Karl: You were flirting with Sapnap.
Quackity: So what? They're my partner.
Karl: You asked them if they were single.
Quackity:
Karl: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
_-_NEXT_-_
Karl: I told Quackity their ears flush when they lie.
Sapnap: Why?
Karl: Look.
Karl: Hey Quackity! Do you love us?
Quackity, covering their ears: No.
Sapnap:
_-_NEXT_-_
Quackity: Hey, Karl? Can I get some dating advice?
Karl: Just because I'm with Sapnap doesn't mean I know how I did it.
_-_NEXT_-_
Quackity: If Karl and I were drowning, who would you save?
Sapnap: You two can't swim?
Karl: It's a hypothetical question, Sapnap! who would you save?
Sapnap: my time and effort.
_-_NEXT_-_
*The squad is having dinner together*
Karl: Quackity, can you pass the salt?
Quackity: *Throws Sapnap across the table*
