Dearest Diary, no wait that sounded european and weird. Heh...European your pants...lol
Dear Diary. Today was like the other days.
Ash does something retarded, Paul yells at him, Drew gets friendzoned, and I can never take a shit on the toilet in peace, ever. I mean it's just one simple thing, is it really that hard for them, I mean like what the hell man a man gots to take a shit in peace once in a while, you get me. Okay but today was the best day ever, Leaf actually talked to me today and right now she's at my house too. It started when I ran into her at the store, she had been busy lately so I asked her for lunch and she said yes, but this is why it was the best day ever. I farted and it didn't smell at all and it was in the same place as a bunch of other people are. I guess the medication things are working. Wow school blows right now, and today was also st pattys day, at least I got to pinch everyone, well except for Drew, he had green hair. Wow look at the time I have to go, oh yeah I learned a new word today: Monkey Rape. It's weird and everyone was staring at me. Well, gotta go.
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
