Not all of us have perfect vine references, CHRISTOPHER

Part Nine

Donald- What the fuck is wrong with Jimmy???

Jack- You see he has this weird self esteem issue where he hates himself but, thinks he's better then everyone else at the same time

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Jake- *hugs wolf*

Wolf- WTF WAS THAT???

Jake- Affection..?

Wolf- Disgusting

Wolf- ...do it again...

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Ben- Violence isn't the answer

Gogo- Youre right, it's the question

Gogo, pulling out a bat- The answer is YES

Ben- GOGO NO-

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Grape, yelling from atop the stairs- FORRREEESSSTTT

Forrest, yelling back- WHAT???

Grape- I'm Homicidal!

Forrest- Wait did you say Homicidal or Suicidal???!?

Grape- HOMICIDAL

Forrest- Good! Keep it that way!

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Gogo- Go big or Go home!

Ben- For once in your life, please. I'm begging you, Go h o m e

Gogo- I'm going Big!

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Gerard- How would you like your coffee?

Teddy- As dark as my soul

Rowan- He means a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar, right Teddy?

Teddy, voice cracking- Yes.

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Jack- Jimmy has absolutely no survival skills, his need to be the best over takes them

Forrest- How are you so sure?

Jack- Watch

Jack- Jimmy, Jake wants to race you to the parking lot

Jimmy- *throws himself out the window*

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Gogo- You don't think I can fight just because I didn't make the fancy shuttle patch rankings

Gerard- I don't think you can fight because your wearing a wedding dress and for what it's worth, I don't think Ben could even fight in the dress either

Ben- Maybe not, but I would make a radiant bride ✨

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Gogo- I'm sad

Ben- I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you. Just attach like so...

Gogo- This is just a hug

Ben- Is it working?

Gogo, burying his face in Ben's neck- Yeah...

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Ben- *rolls over in his sleep and knees Gogo in the ribs*

Gogo- Ow! Ben you kneed me!