Not all of us have perfect vine references, CHRISTOPHER

Part Five

Interviewer- What state do you live in?

Forrest- Constant Anxiety

Wolf- Denial

Jimmy- Perfection.

Jake- Japan

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Teddy- *drops Gerard off at the airport*

Teddy- Have a safe flight

Gerard- I don't really have a say in that matter

Teddy, driving off- Die then.

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Alex- Look Ben I get anxious, I need validation...

Ben- I'll validate the heck out of you

Ben- Get you a lil membership card

Ben- For being my guy

Ben- stamp stamp

Alex, on the brink of tears- What the fuck-

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Ben- If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited

Gerard- "If"?

Teddy- Great! The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die!

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Gerard- There is no "I" in team but there is in pizza

Alex- So you're not going to share?

Gerard- I'm not going to share

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Gray- Can any of you recommend me a book that mad you cry?

Rowan- General mathematics, 6th edition.

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Dean- *sees two guys break something on accident*

Dean- Pfft, what a bunch of idiots

Dean- *realising it's Jake and Eunchan*

Dean- Fuck, those are my idiots-

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Forrest- Hey, Grape? Quick reminder tomorrow is trash day

Grape- *immediately stands up and walks outside to sit on the curb*

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Teacher- What are the three stages of life?

Ben- Birth,

Alex- What the fuck is this,

Teddy- And death!

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Rowan- What's worse than heartbreak?

Ben- Realising dragons can't blow out their birthday candles

Rowan-

Rowan- Bro...

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Gerard- I'm gonna play you a song, it's called "My life so far"

Gerard- *strums guitar aggressively*

Gerard- *high pitched shrieking*