Dean- That's baking soda, Jake
Jake- Bacon soda???? That's a genius idea but I'm not sure the world is ready for a pork flavoured beverage
•••
Alex- You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Gray?
Gray- No
Ben- I do
Alex- I know, Ben
Ben- I'm sad
Alex- I know, Ben
•••
*Jimmy as a Dad*
Jimmy, bursting through the door- It's missing!
Jack- What's missing???
Jimmy- The thing!
Jack- wHat tHing??
Jimmy- Oh- there it is!
Jimmy- *grabs baby Ben and walks out*
Jack- ಠ_ಠ
•••
Jake- Change is inedible
Timothy- Don't you mean 'inevitable'?
Dean, watching Jake spit out a bunch of pennies- He clearly didn't
•••
Grape- Umm, be careful with the onions they'll make you cry
Wolf- Bitch I'm wolf fucken Keum I'll make them cry first*aggressively stabs onion*
Grape- 👁️👄👁️👍
•••
Alex- Tell them off, Ben! Assert yourself
Ben- That's MY banana milk!
Alex- Now let em have it!
Ben- You can have it :3
Alex- Ben nO-
•••
Jake- When you've been in the union as long as I have, you learn to develop thick skin
Wolf & Jimmy- That blazer doesn't look good on you
Jake- *sobbing* It brings out my eyes you pricks
•••
Grape- If you had ten cookies and I asked for five, how many would you have left?
Eunchan- None
Grape- Eunchan, it's basic math. It isn't that har-
Eunchan- I would give you all of them cause you deserve them <3
Grape-
Grape, holding back tears- Gross. Disgusting, utterly revolting. Get out of my Sight.
•••
Eunchan- Grape, what's it mean to be a caffine addict?
Grape- You see those six cars? A caffine addict will see twelve
Eunchan-
Eunchan- ......there's only three cars, though..
•••
Dean- Did you even listen to a word I said?
Jake- In my defense I listened to five, which is a new record for me
•••
Eugene, opening a door- After you
Rowan- No, after you
Eugene- No I insist, after you
Rowan- No no no, after you
Teddy pushing them aside- After me ✨
•••
Wolf, is a lifeguard at a pool:
Grape- *drowning*
Wolf- I'd save him, but who am I to play God?
•••
Ben- It's a little muggy outside
Alex- Ben I swear to god if I go outside and all the mugs are out there I'm break up with you
Ben- *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*
•••
Grape, singing to the tune of 'The final countdown'- IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN 🎵🎶
Forrest- *off key kazoo*
•••
Donald, going up to the store manager- Excuse me, I lost my friends do you mind if I make an announcement?
Store manager- of course not
Donald- Good bye you insufferable little shits
•••
Ben- I'll have you know I'm someone who likes to think things through!
Alex- I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
•••
Rowan, looking in the fridge and sighing- Yet again, I am the only snack in this house
Teddy- That's way past the expiry date
•••
Donald, interrogating Jack- So is Jimmy planning to go against me?
Jack- Jimmy doesn't even have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "put on pants"
Donald- *raises an eyebrow*
Jack- Followed by a question mark....
YOU ARE READING
Not all of us have perfect vine references, CHRISTOPHER
Humorweak hero incorrect quotes, please and thank you <3 Mayhaps a few memes
