Gerard- What are you doing?Alex- Helping Ben look for his box of Reese's Puffs that I ate an hour ago
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Jake- What's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Wolf- The fucking audacity
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Donald- I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game~
Ben & Alex nodding- Knife Monopoly
Donald-
Donald- I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but, now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is
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Alex- Shut up
Ben- or what?
Alex, jokingly- Or I'll marry you
Ben-
Ben- *incoherent screaming*
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Forrest- Why is there blood everywhere???
Wolf- I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife..
Forrest- You stabbed someone???
Wolf- No no, aggressively poked them with a knife
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[Waking the other up in the morning]
Alex- You awake?
Ben- Mhm, good morning, I love you
VS
Ben- Gogo, are you awake?
Alex, giving a frustrated sigh- What the actual fuck do you want?
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Wolf- Sam is pissing me off
Jimmy- He's literally just standing there
Wolf- And yet here I am, boiling with rage
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Wolf- Well aren't you sugar, spice and everything nice?
Grape- Aren't you rudness, sarcasm and everything....uhm..
Wolf- No go on. if you find something that rhymes and makes sense with that I'll leave you alone
Eunchan, coming to his boyfriend's rescue- Well, aren't you rudeness, sarcasm and lacking enthusiasm?
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Eunchan- Remember that time Dean confessed to you and you said 'Neat'?
Jake, laughing nervously- Yeahh
[Later in Donald's office]
Jake- I can't believe I said "Neat"! Ugh I'm so stupid
Jimmy- That's not so bad. Remember when Jack said he loved me?
Jake- Didn't you thank him?
Jimmy, leaning back to stare at the ceiling- I fucking thanked him..
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Dean- I'm at a loss for words!
Jake, in a narrator voice- Despite being at a loss for words, Dean yelled at me for the next ten minutes
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Gerard- If you took a shot for every bad decision you made how drunk would you be?
Teddy- Tipsy at best
Rowan- Drunk
Ben- Wasted
Alex- Dead.
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Gray, accidentally cuts himself- Ow
Gerard- Are you okay?
Alex, breaking down the door- GRAY ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY???
Ben, bashing a hole in the wall- WHO THE FUCK HURT MY CHILD???
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Ben, grinning- I can hold the whole world in my arms!!
Gray- That's impossible
Ben- *picks up Alex bridal style*
Rowan- Damn, that was smooth
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Ben, dramatically- She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Rowan, instinctively joining in- His name was Jared, he's nineteen!
Gerard, being forced by Ben- When his parents build a very strange machine!
Alex, just vibing- Watch that scene, digging the dancing Queen!
The four of them in unison- AYY MACARENA!!
Teddy- shut up
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Rowan- We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed
*funky music starts playing*
Rowan- 🎶 Whatcha gon' do? Whatcha gon' do? 🎶•••
Dean- *hits his head and passes out*
Jake- OHMYGOD QUICK, EUNCHAN! DEAN PASSED OUT, CALL 911!!
Eunchan- WHAT'S THE NUMBER??
Jake- I DON'T KNOW!!
Dean- *gets up* You dumb shits
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Wolf- I think the glass is half empty
Jake- I think the glass is half full
Wolf- I think you're full of shit
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Wolf- Sam sneezed earlier today and instead of 'Bless you' I accidentally said 'Fuck you'
Jake- How did you accidentally say 'Fuck you' instead of 'Bless you'?!?
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Donald- I have a great memory, name on time I forgot something
Myles- You forgot me in the Walmart parking lot
Donald- I did that on purpose, try again
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Jake, loading a Nerf gun with real bullets- iTs nERf oR nOtHiNg nOw
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Jake- The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone
Wolf- The only honest things I can say to you are insults
YOU ARE READING
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