Reborn As A Hyuga

Reborn?!

This is your last warning before you read this, this was made when I was 10 and it's on the max levels of cringe it was also my first ever fanfic

People would usually expect a person who was about to die to say "I had so much more to do" or "my life was just beginning" that isn't was he said. Rio a physcopath a genius one at that not only that but he was a major otaku sometimes after killing a person he would sit on the dead body and watch anime, then go to work as a normal office worker like nothing happened until he tried to kill the wrong person he thought he had killed the person already but he wasn't dead no the man grabbed a pocket knife and stabbed Rio in the neck before what Rio said when he was stabbing in the neck was "About time I died anyways" he was dead with his phone still play the Sword Art Online intro. After he died he saw something a shining white blur little did he know when he opened his eyes he saw a beautiful lady turns out she was Kami

Rio- Welp guess I'm dead

Angelic Voice- You're in limbo

Rio- Is this some isekai shit like I get reborn into another world or some crap like that if so can we get this on with then

Kami- I am Kami and since you apparently know what's happening I'm bored and i decided to give you another chance since you're life seemed interesting

Rio- Not really interesting

Kami- Anyway what world do you wanna be reborn in

Rio- Naruto obviously

Kami- No need to be rude anyways byeeee

Rio- WAIT

Kami- boy you better be fast because I have other shit to do

Rio-I have a small request...

I still see all black wait a minute GOD HELP ME IM IN A WOMB I REGRET THIS ALREADY I hear somebody say something then I see a light

Doctor: ITS A BOY

Does he seriously have to yell

I stare at the man in front of me he had pale lavender eyes and long dark hair

Hiashi: I will call her Hinata

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE IM APART OF THE HYUGA CLAN AND THE MAIN BRANCH FAMILY AT THAT HELL YES BITCH

Hiashi: and the other shall be Hiaizen

Hiashi POV

While Hinata was crying Hiaizen was just looked at his older sister with a straight face slightly what looked to be him glaring at her when he came out of the womb he didn't cry at all I was a little worried at first but then he opened his eyes

Hiaizen POV

Can someone get me away from her she's annoying the hell out of me

Timeskip
Hiaizen

The maids would not stop fawning over me it's annoying, my pacifier and the gossiping maids kept me busy, Naruto has yet to be born which means Kushina and Minato are alive not that I plan on saving them I just wanna see Kurama up close I know I might die but that's just the fun of it

Few days later
Hiaizen POV

I'm surprisingly able to use chakra so I used it to help myself get out my crib without anyone noticing and there I saw the nine tails in all of its glory Kami knows my knees and hand were hurting but I had to get to Obito and the Nine tails, get the Nine tails out of the genjutsu and I'll probably die trying, but who cares

Obito: So you're a Hyuga by the looks of it

How the hell did I get in this situation

You motherfucker get your nasty ass bloody hands away from my beautiful face, but all that came out was