One hell of a killer rabbit! (UA Hero/Villain Civil War Game)

Join the dark side! Where do I sign up?

Me: I will, sorry for bothering you.

Vlad King: It's okay just make sure you don't do this again.

Me: I will.

After that I had no problem leaving the UA property and return back to the streets.

This was rather easy!

How could he be so dumb as to not ask for my student ID?

Bakugo Katsuki in gen ed....

Do I really look like a student or is he just blind?!

I am for the second option.

Me: Pffff hahahahaha I would love to see that!

???: What's so funny you useless NPC?

I was just walking down a street filled with abandoned buildings and shops. Until I heard someone behind me and stopped midtrack in order to face my opponent. It was either flight of fight! Though I would rather run.... which is not possible with my injuries at all!

SHIT!

Me: You calling me an NPC, big boss!

What did I just do?

Way to go to sign your death papers!

I swear I am so dumb!

I can hear myself literally screaming at my dumb part of the brain like:

IZUKU FUCKING MIDORIYA!!! YOU STUPID OR PLAIN DUMB!

And me replying with:

How about both! Oh and add a fucking death wish to the list too!

???: HAHAHAHA

Me: What's so funny now?

???: You!

Me: Who me?

???: Yes you!

Me: Why are we having this discussion?

???: You are a UA student, aren't you?

Me: WHO ME?

???: YES YOU! Or do you see some other NPC walking around in UA clothes?

Me: How about you take another look! Do I really look like an UA student?

???: Yes!

Me: Oh come on. This uniform is too big for me! I am dirty as fuck too not to mention that I am to young to attend UA. You still think I am a student?

???: No.

Me: See. You got the wrong NPC!

???: hmmm... I like the way you talk small fry. How about coming with me?

Me: And why should I do that?

???: I'm Tomura Shigaraki, the leader of LOV.

Me: Izuku Midoriya, nice to meet you.

Shigaraki: You are that quirkless kid, aren't you?

Me: Yes, you got a fucking problem with that?

Shigaraki: No, I want you in my team even more now.

Me: LOV.... if that is some kind of reference to LOL than that would make it League of Villains, right?

Shigaraki: I am impressed you got that right small boss.

Me: Oh another promotion. Anyway, where do I sign up?

Shigaraki: Just come with me small boss.

And that ladies and gentleman is how you become a villain!

Easy right?

Life really loves to play around with me.

I feel like I am playing on hardcore mode just to jump on baby mode in the next moment.

Though I must say, life is entertaining this way.

I don't want to change anything else!

Hmm...

How should I call myself then?

Shigaraki: How should I call you?

Is he a fucking mind reader?

Let's test this out!

USAGI!

Shigaraki: ...

Me: ...

Shigaraki : ...

I guess he is not!

Me: Usagi. I will be Usagi from now on.

Shigaraki: Got it. Welcome to the team Usagi!

Me: I am happy to join it as well.

After that I went with him through a portal. This was the beginning of my new villain career as Usagi and the new era for the LOV. With me on their side I would make sure that nearly no plan will fail. I will not make him regret his choice of picking me up and letting me join them.