Sakura: The hospital called. Your test results came back positive.
Kakashi:
Sakura: Positive for being terminally whipped.
~*~*~
(Team 7 in jail, then Kakashi and (Y/n) barges into their cell)
(Y/n): Sorry it took us a while to bail you guys out.
Naruto: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have wasted our one phone call to prank call the police.
~*~*~
Sasuke: I live in fear that someone will kidnap my teammate, Naruto Uzumaki, who lives at 309-1095 Asakusa penthouse, Iitakacho Mori, Musutafu City, Tokyo. His bedroom is at the second door to the left; keeps the door unlocked. You can't miss it.
~*~*~
Kakashi: I'm pretty good at turning every place I go into my personal hell.
~*~*~
Naruto: Nee-chan, I can't be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth.
(Y/n): Explain.
Naruto: I'm not held responsible for that.
~*~*~
(Literally with any of her love interests.)
(Y/n): I'm gonna make him pay for this.
(Y/n): He may be physically stronger than me, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.
~*~*~
Sasuke: Uh yeah, full offense to philosophers or whatever, but if I were to embark on a journey of revenge, I would simply not dig two graves.
Naruto: I think I wouldn't mind being laid in the same grave as my enemy's if it had to come to that 'ttebayo.
Kakashi: Getting laid in your enemy's grave?? That's some freak shit but honestly I kinda dig it.
Naruto: Well, yeah you dig it. That's how you make graves.
(Y/n): I worry for all of you.
Sakura: We all need therapy.
~*~*~
Eri: (Y/n)-nee?
(Y/n): Yes, Eri-chan? Do you need something?
Eri: Some kids were picking on me earlier and I told Sasuke-nii.
(Y/n): Go on...
Eri: He left, and I'm worried that he's going to beat them up or something. Can you go stop him?
(Y/n): Sasuke won't hit a child.
Eri: He won't?
(Y/n): Never.
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Same As It Never Was (BNHA/Naruto x Reader)
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