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It had already been a whole week since I first joined college however I've made no friends, haven't had sex with a professor to boost up my grade or had an enemies to lovers experience.

Why is my college experience so different to everyone else. :/

While passing through the neighbourhood I noticed a house filled with shouting and drunk teenagers fucking on the roof.

This seems fun and totally safe I thought as I walked through the doors.

Sitting there on the sofas looking sexy and scrumptious was the British Shrek.

Was it wrong being attracted to him when his twin brother committed suicide because of me?

Of course not.

Making my way over there I tried to seem as sultry and confident as possible so I twerked to him but making sure my hoodie was fully zipped up as I am a classy lady.

"YOU WER IN MY CLASS WERNT YOU. WHAT WA IT? PISTACHIO RIGH?" he sexily said in my ear.

"Urm hehe it's actually almond but you can call me pistachio if that is your kink hehe"

"Chile anyways so" interrupts the girl that sat on Shreks left with her big boobs bouncing all over him.

slut.

"So Almond right? the names Fiona. We were playing truth or dare if you wanna join?".

What a skanky whore how dare she talk to me like dirt? Well if she's going to act like I'm a piece of trash, I'll treat her like that too.

"So Almond" barked up the irrelevant character that is only reverent to this part but will never be seen or talked about for the remainder of this story. "Truth or dare?".

"Urm well hehe I guess I'll go for truth hehe"

"ARE YUH A VIRGIN?"

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