Boys gc
Reggie: Did you guys see Janet's stomach today?
Sweetpea: yeah the bitch looked bloated
Archie: I guess she really wasn't lying about being pregnant
Joaquin: come on you don't know that, maybe she just drank too much Starbucks
Toni: or Archie's cum🤢
Jughead: it can literally be anybody's
Toni: even yours
Jughead: Nope that day in the closet was the first and last time we did anything plus she was already pregnant by then
Archie: well when I get these results out of the way I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica
Fangs: you think she's gonna take you back after almost getting a girl pregnant?
Archie: ofc she would I have V wrapped around my finger, she might say no at first because of the girls but she'll come around eventually
Jughead: I've been trying to get through Betty too but she's ignoring me
Toni: as she should
Jughead: stfu Toni
Archie: pls😑
Toni: rude😣
Fangs: don't be assholes to her
Sweetpea: I'm about ready to beat the living shit out of both of you
Jughead: cool down sweets we don't mean any harm
Sweetpea: just don't get dropped Jones
Archie: well jumping back on topic I have a plan
Toni: that's scary
Joaquin: a plan for what exactly
Archie: a plan for Jug and I to get our girls back
Reggie: and what is this plan of yours Andrews?
Archie: it's actually quite simple someone just has to talk to them
Sweetpea: ...
Joaquin: ...
Reggie: ...
Fangs: I'll do it
Archie: NO
Archie: it has to be this specific person
Toni: ...
Toni: OH WAIT NO I REFUSE
Archie: oh come on Toni you always know how to persuade people into having your way
Toni: I'm surprised you spelled persuade correctly
Archie: it was autocorrect
Toni: ofc but no
Jughead: are you seriously not gonna help us? don't you wanna see your friends happy again?
Toni: yeah of course I want to see them happy they deserve it
Jughead: then help us make them happy
Toni: idk they seem pretty cool without you guys tbh
Archie: have you ever thought maybe they're just pretending?
