Marauders Oneshots

REMUS LUPIN ~ The Potters

"Uh, wow! What did my balls ever do to you?!"

THE POTTERS

"No! Get that ghastly thing away from me, Mum, or I swear on Sirius' goddamn balls I'll chuck it out of the window!" you shouted, running away from your mum who was bugging you to put on the dress she bought you for the party.

Sirius scoffed, pouting, "Uh, wow! What did my balls ever do to you?!"

"Oh, come on, Olivia!" your brother laughed, "I'm sure you'll look gorgeous in that grandma robe!"

"No,  I will not, James Potter!" you raged, still running away from your mum.

"Olivia Potter!" Euphemia huffed, "Put the dress on now."

You crossed your arms giving her a challenging look, "No."

"Oooh," James smirked, "Liv, you're walking on thin ice... no one says 'no' to the great Euphemia Potter!"

Backstory: It was summer going into sixth year. Sirius had recently moved in and, as usual, was constantly a pain in the arse. You and James had asked Peter and Remus to stay with you for a while which also meant them having to come to your dad's summer party tradition.

"Oh, James!" your mum turned to him, "You can be quiet, young man. You, Sirius, Remus and Peter must go and get dressed."

They all left chuckling at your disgruntled state.

"Okay, sweetheart, listen," your mum sighed hopelessly, "Wear the dress and I'll pay you ten galleons."

"To put on that grandmother's robe? Hell no! We must raise the bar, my dear Euphemia. Let's go with 50! Hi ho!"

"15."

"40."

"20."

"30."

"25."

"It's a deal, mother! Done and done!" you pecked her on the cheek.

"Sometimes I wonder how the two of you came out of me... you're definitely your father's kids."

You laughed, "You say that a lot."

"Would you care to make an educated guess why?"

"Nah, I'll pass."

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The Summer Party was over and you were in your room, in your pajamas, eating chocolate you had snuck. There was a knock on the door and you quickly tried to finish off the chocolates stuffed in your mouth while pushing the others and the wrappers under your pillow...just in case it was your parents.

"I- uhm... come in!" you called. The door opened and in walked... Remus.

"Oh," you sighed, "It's just you."

He scoffed, "Sorry to disappoint you."

"No, doofus," you laughed. You stood up and shut the door before turning to Remus. You put your hands around his neck and kissed him and his went to your waist. He soon pushed you against the wall, kissing you deeper.

"Oh, princess," he mumbled against your lips, "You have no idea how long I've been wanting to kiss you."

After a while, you reluctantly pulled away and both sat on your bed.

Remus went to rest his head in your lap but you stopped him by slapping his head.

"Oi!" he pouted.