Desugared

9

I am too sleepy na, at naisip kong tumulog na lang sa tabi nya. Sa sitwasyon ngayon, ni wala syang lakas na makatayo kaya hindi sya makakatake avantage sa akin.

And because he's chilling, ako na ang nagadjust. Naka nighties naman ako kaya binabaan ko na ang aircon.

But that was the biggest mistake I made. Because the morning after I woke up with the loud call.

"AIESA!!!!"

Nagulat ako na magkayakap na kami ni Paeng at hubad na sya.

"And what the hell is this???!!!"

I just realized that I was caught in a very very very awkward scene.

I was wearing only my nightie and Paeng with only boxers.

"I said. What.the.hell.is.this?!"

"Uncle Akim"

"What's this and Who's that??!!"

"Uncle, ah, sa---"

"AIESA!!!"

"Uncle."

"Wake him up!"

"Uncle!"

"Wake him up now or he'll never wake up!!"

Kinakabahan ako. Pwede naman sanang ibang tao na lang ang nakakita sa amin. Mas matatanggap ko na sana kung media na lang. Juskolord.

"Akim! You're too loud." Tita Dana barged in

"Look at them Darling! Look at this young lady!"

"Yeobu, calm down. Let's go wait outside."

"No!!"

"Ayie, you two get dressed, okay? We'll talk outside."

"Darling!"

"Akim ha!"

I just want to thank Auntie Dana pero hindi pa din. Feeling ko nakita na din kami ni Papa.

"Gumising ka jan! Hui! Gising!"

At dahil sobrang hirap nyang gisingin, I kicked him out of the bed.

"Aray ha! Masakit yun!"

"Sira ulo ka! Kanina pa sigaw ng sigaw ang uncle ko hindi ka nagigising! Magbihis ka! Andun sya sa labas."

"Bakit ba sya sumisigaw?"

"Eh bwiset ka! Bakit ba hubad ka na?"

"Mainit eh!"

"Sana binuhay mo na lang ang aircon!"

"Malay ko bang patay yan."

I sighed. Nakakainis.

"Magbihis ka!"

"Si Sir Gino ba yun?"

"Ano ka! Si Uncle Akim yun!"

"Okay."

"Okay ka jan! Bwiset ka!"

Manang knocked on the door.

"Maam Aiesa, pinapatawag na po kayo ni Maam Dana."

"Opo Manang, susunod na po kami."

"Binabalaan kita ha! Iba si Uncle Akim! Wag kang easy easy jan! At wag na wag kang sasagot."

"Yes Maam!"

Nangigigil talaga ako!

Paglabas na paglabas namin, agad na sumigaw na naman si Uncle at mukhang natakot din naman si Paeng.

"ANO AIESA???"

"Akim! Can you please not shout?! They're getting frightened."

Lumapit si Uncle Akim kay Paeng at bigla na lamang nyang sinuntok ng malakas. Halos matumba si Paeng, hindi pala halos kasi natumaba na si Paeng sa lakas ng pagkakasuntok ni Uncle.

"Uncle!/Akim!"

"Bumangon ka jan! Antapang ng mukha mo ha."

"Yeobu! Ano ba!"

"Uncle wag mo na po syang saktan please. Uncle, ano po, may sakit po sya kahapon, dito kami tumuloy kasi baka makuhanan na naman kami ng paparazzi. Hindi ko po maiwan. He had a high fever, nagchills din po sya."

"Aiesa, do you fucking think I will believe your damn stupid reasons?!!"

Auntie Dana slapped Uncle Akim.

"Dana!"

"Calm down! And use proper words!"

"Mataas ang lagnat? Then you have all of these? Do you think I will really buy your reasons?"

I was shocked to see the condoms Manang brought back from the pharmacy. Hindi ko naman talaga pinabili yun.

"Uncle!"

"Annika and Matti are coming! I won't let him run off his responsibility."

"Uncle!"

"You! Wala kang sasabihin???"

"I will take full responsibility, Sir!"

Agad kong hinampas si Paeng. Ano bang sinasabi neto??

"Good! You wait until Annika and Matti arrived! We'll call Kuya then."

"Uncle! Wag naman po si Papa!"

"You must have not done this then."

"Ikaw! Let's talk outside!"

Naiwan kami ni Auntie Dana sa loob.

"Auntie."

"I'm sorry Ayie, you know your Uncle Akim when he gets mad. Let us wait for your parents' decision."

"Auntie."

Auntie Dana hugged me.

"Maybe Annika can do something."

I am praying hard that Ninang Annika can do something talaga. Or else, it's dooms day!