John. Are you French? -SH
Sherlock what? No, I'm not French. Why are you asking me this?- JW
Because Eifell for you Jawn.-SH
Sherlock Holmes, we are married for 3 years. Stop using pick up lines.-JW
If you were a Transformer you 'd be Optimus Fine.-SH
Oh,we're playing now. If I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put 'I'and 'U' together.-JW
Yeah,and an 'O' in the middle.-SH
...-JW
We are not socks,but I think we'd make a great pair.-SH
Oh my god, Sherlock. No socks, that's gay.-JW
If I had Irene's phone, I'd be Johnlocked.-SH
I lost my virginity , can I havee yours?-JW
But John-SH
Dinner first, or can we go straigh to dessert?-JW
What I've started? By the way, we can't go straight to dessert?-SH
Why?-JW
Because we are not straight,my dear.-SH
What’s a beautiful person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?-JW
I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.-SH
I don't want to intrerupt you gentlemen,but you are on a fucking group chat.-GL
Oh God. Who is on this group chat beside you ,Greg?-JW
Molly and Mycroft.-GL
Yeah, now I must wash my eyes with holy water thanks to you.-MH
Are you Molly or Mycroft?-SH
Molly.-MH
How are we supossed to know who is who?-JW
Better?-TSO
What?-MH
The smart one.-TSO
TFO sounds better. TFO means the fat one.-SH
Or TBG,the British Gouverment.- JW
Or MOD, my only division. -GL
Or GAR, get a room.-MH
Yeah, Yeah, see you at my house Myc.-GL
My name is Mycroft.-TSO
See you in my room,Sherl.-JW
See you there,my dear Watson.-SH
And I will eat an icecream.-MH
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Johnlock ||One-Shots
FanfictionHi,if you are a johnlock shipper here is your place. Sherlock and John are sooo in love with eachother ,yet so oblivious. Will they admit their feelings to eachother?
