the shape of ed // an ed sheeran love story

4- the next day

I woke up with a whole new attitude on life. I ate raisin vanilla pudding off of Ed's stubby grubby dusty little finger. And we shared the pudding cup too but he was kind of aggressive and ended up fighting me for the last bit of it. He threw a chair at me but I'm sure he didn't mean it.

I decided today I would profess my love to him in front of the class even though it's the second day of school.

I got to school and when English class came, I locked milky eyes with Ed and got up from my desk and stood in front of the class. Kids were throwing paper and textbooks at me but I didn't care because Ed was staring in two different directions in front of me and that's hot. 

"Eddie, you are my love. You are my whole life," I began. "I want to get married in the janitors closet and move to Ohio with you. Please meet me under the bleachers today at 3pm." I know I could've emailed that to him but this was more special.

I was walking back to my desk while ed looked at me with his menacing orbs. Kids were throwing desks and clumps of hair at me while laughing.