HI!! This story is just a haikyuu texting AU, there's really no plot☺️ just me having fun
Main characters: Kenma, Suna and Akaashi
TIME SKIPP!!! SO!!! ⚠️SPOILERS⚠️
Sorry, they are my favs and I really don't see a lot with them together 😭😭 ofc I...
Ennoshita: Ladies we are no longer "the boyz" we the super weenie hut jr
Bokuto: 😌
Iwa: OKAY STUPID UGLY FUCKS what's one thing that your boyfriends do that you hate?
Kuroo: When I annoy Kenma... since he's at arm level he hits my dick 🥲 AND ITS A BITCH LIKE OMG HE MAY BE SMALL BUT HIS FIST GOT SOME STRENGTH!
Ushijima: Omg
Daichi: Rip
Asahi: How you living with that
Kuroo: I'm learning how to dodge Pulling a Micheal Jackson sometimes
Bokuto: Hehe
Sakusa: I don't really hate it but it's a hassle but For some odd reason Atsumu would draw ( right next to my moles for it to make a happy face :) And I won't know and I'll leave the house like that And I just see people laughing at me 🥲 Or sometimes when I'm asleep he would put ( by my moles based on his mood, so when he's upset he puts :( and when he's happy he goes :)
Asahi: Okay but that's cute
Ennoshita: AWE THATS SO CUTE
Kags: Fucken Hinata likes to take away my phone with his damn feet He like firmly grasps it with his toes and takes it away!
Bokuto: 😭 I see him doing that
Kags: Yeah😭
Asahi: Noya likes pulling my hair
Iwa: Oh dear
Tanaka: Kiyoko likes pretending to do my hair 😭
Kuroo: Get a wig
Tanaka: I already did🥲
Kuroo: 😭😭😭
Bokuto: Akaashi wakes me up with a blow horn right next to my ear Or he makes the fire alarm go off and screams fire
Ushijima:
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THERE GOES BOKUTO
Bokuto: SHUT THE HELL UP
Tsuki: Every time I get upset with yams he says "as a victim of bulling this brings me trauma so imma need you to leave me alone" AND HE ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT! Don't date a bully victim 🥲
Daichi: Son hes bulling you 😭
Tsuki: 😭
Lev: Yaku will seem like he's trying to whisper something so I will go lower to hear him but all he does is hit me on the head and runs off
Tanaka: Kiyoko does that all the time cause of my bald head
Ushijima: Imagine that sound
Ennoshita: It's loud 😭
Ushijima: Since Tendou is really skinny he can fit anywhere so he will hide in cabinets and scare me Ive almost punched him so many times And all he does is laugh
Bokuto: I will cry
Ushijima: ITS TIRING every time he disappears I'm on the look out
Daich: Suga likes playing the victim a lot 😭 And he does it on purpose cause as soon as we done arguing he just smiles like a creep
Kuroo: Sounds like Sugawara
Kags: FR
Iwa: Oikawa goes through my phone and changes everything in it 🥲
Ennoshita: Oh hell nah Got me messed up
Kuroo: Hiding my phone from oikawa
Osamu: MY TURN SO DAMN SUNA FOR SOME ODD REASON WOULD LICK ME
Sakusa: Excuse me?
Osamu: YEAH BUT ANYWAYS HE HIDES NERF GUNS AROUND THE HOUSE AND ILL BE WALKING OR JUST SITTING THERE HE WILL SHOOT ME WITH THE DAMN GUN! LIKE WTF AND I HAVE YET TO FIND THE DAMN NERF GUN!
Bokuto: Okay but that's sounds fun
Osamu: IT AINT! IT HURTS CAUSE SON CAN AIM HE AIMS AT MY HEAD MY DICK MY THIGH MY HAND WHEN IM HOLDING SOMETHING
Ennoshita: 😭 I bet he's having fun
Osamu: Oh he is But I ain't.
Ennoshita: Narita pinches my underarm and it hurts!!! Kinoshita likes drawing on my face when I'm asleep
