Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Keeping up with the gays

Kuroo:
KENMA WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO

Kenma:
I HEARD A SNAKE
I AINT GOING

Suna:
OMFG 😭😭😭😭😭

Atsumu:
I CANT BREATBE
HE REALLY SAID ZOOM 🏎

Kenma:
STOP LAUGHING ITS  NOT FUNNY

Lev:
And i thought Kenma was to lazy to run

Kenma:
I hope you get bit by the snake you damn Russian

Lev:
*gasp*
DO YOU HATE RUSSAINS!?

Kenma:
I actually love Russians 😌
But not you.
I hate u.

Hinata:
You guys....

Sakusa:
What happened??

Hinata:
Ushijima and asahi fell off the mountain...
Well they slid...

Asahi:
We are okay 👍

Noya:
Okay, but how you gonna get up

Ushijima:
We gonna climb 😏

Tendo:
How the fuck you gonna climb up the mountain.

Yaku:
Let them.
I wanna see how they gonna get up

Kuroo:
Kenma hurry let's go.

Kenma:
No

Suga:
OMG ASAHI SLIPPED AGAIN😭😭😭

Ennoshita:
I CANT BREATHE
WHO TAUGHT YALL HOW TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS

Ushijima:
YouTube...
I watch a lot of rock climbing videos.

Asahi:
God did
He gave me the strength for today 😐

Daichi:
I should have never invited them...

Suga:
THIS IS AMAZING 😭😭

Suna:
OMG OIKAWA IS TRYING TO DO PARKOUR
OH SHIT HE SLIPPED😭😭

Iwa:
😐
I'm going back with Kenma.

Oikawa:
Wait take me with you I can't walk 😐

Suna:
I CANT 😭😭
WE GOT ONE IDIOT RUNNING AWAY FROM A SNAKE, 2 IDOITS SLIPPED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, AND THE OTHER IDIOT SPRAINED HIS ANKLE BY DOING PARKOUR

Iwa:
I have no words...

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