Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Keeping up with the gays

Hinata:
Y'all
Have you guys heard from Kenma

Suna:
No

Akaashi:
I messaged him but he haven't replied

Bokuto:
Last time I talked to him he was mad at me so nope

Ennoshita:
Nope
He's been ignoring me

Oikawa:
He says I get him annoyed so we don't really talk 🥲

Lev:
^
He hates me

Kags:
No, why?

Tsuki:
Why would I talk to him.
I don't even want to talk to u

Ushijima:
Missing out
Kenma has some good tea on people

Yams:
FR tho!

Suga:
Uh..no

Daichi:
Nope

Hinata:
Tanaka, noya?

Asahi:
Nope. Last time I heard from him was 2 weeks ago

Noya:
Nope!!

Tanaka:
Nah

Kiyoko:
Sorry hina no

Hinata:
YAKU HAVE YOU?

Yaku:
Nope
Sorry buddy
Why?

Hinata:
HE WONT ANSWER ME
IVE CALLED HIM, FT HIM
MESSAGED HIM ON EVERY SINGLE APP
AND EMAILED HIM

Sakusa:
Idk maybe...he doesn't want talk to you?

Atsumu:
BITCH
😭

Osamu:
Is he okay
Where is his man?

Kuroo:
Sorry y'all
What's up?

Hinata:
WHERE IS KENMA

Kuroo:
Oh
He said he lost all motivation and said "leave me alone and let me die. Make sure you bury me with my pc System, and money I don't want you taking my money to go spend it on some hooker"
And yeah
That's what I heard from him

Iwa:
Oh man
He's going through it

Tendo:
Poor kenken

Hinata:
WELL TELL HIM IDGAF
AND TELL HIM TO ANSWER ME

Kenma:
YOU CALLED ME FROM MY MISERY JUST TO TELL ME THAT THE 2 FOR 3 MEAL IS NO LONGER 2 FOR 3 BUT 2 FOR 3.50!?

Hinata:
YES AND IM UPSET

ennoshita:
WAIT NO YOURE LYING
WHAT!?

Suna:
OMG I DONT HAVE THAG MONEY

Akaashi:
NOW I HAVE TO SCAVENGE FOR AN EXTRA .50 I BARELY HAD $3!

Bokuto:
Eh-

Kenma:
I HOPE THEY RAISE THE PRICE TO $4

Hinata:
YOU TAKE THAY BACK RN

oikawa:
NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!

Kenma:
NO
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED ME
I WAS ENJOYING MY PAIN AND MISERY

Bokuto:
Damn dude
What happened

Kuroo;
Idek
All I hear is something being thrown screaming and silence
I walk into the room and he's sitting in the corner facing the wall
I closed that door right up and went back to my book.

Kenma:
Well everyone. It was nice meeting you (not you lev I hate you) But it's my time to take my death.
Hinata when I die make sure to take my middle finger to remember me bye. frame it. And when you look at it just know. I'm flipping you off.

Hinata:
Awe thanks!

Kags:
NO!