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Oikawa:
I CANT FUCKEN BREATHE 😭😭😭

Iwa:
SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME 😭😭

Hinata:
What happened?

Kags:
ITS 3 AM
STFU

Sakusa:
^

Ennoshita:
WHAT HAPPENED?!

Ushijima:
We shall not speak of this

Tendo:
I CANT BREATHE 😭😭
Ushijima
HOW!?

Ushijima;
Idek 😭

Suna:
What happened??

Suga:
What's going on?

Oikawa:
SO ME AND IWA WAS WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE
AND AS SOON AS THE MOVIE ENDED WE WENT TO THE KITCHEN
AND WE HEAR A CAT SCREAMING AND GROWLING
AND THEN YOU HERE A MAN YELLING
IT WAS HAPPENING OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN WINDOW
IWA GRABBED THE KNIFE AND I GRABBED THE BAT
THEN WE HEAR LAUGHING
TURNS OUT IDIOTS USHIJIMA AND TENDO TRIED SCARY US CAUSE HE SAW I POSTED ON MY STORY THAT WE WAS WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE
BUT THE IDIOT STEPPED ON A CATS TAIL AND GOT ATTACKED
TENDO IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
WHILE USHIJIMA IS FIGHTING A CAT
I CANT BREATHE

Ushijima:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
THIS ACTUALLY HURTS 😭

Tendo:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMG IM CRYING

Ennoshita:
OMG JIMA 😭😭

Ushijima:
I'm actually in pain and y'all laugh
Especially you tendou

Tendo:
IM SORRY BUT
I CANT GET THE IMAGE OF YOU FIGHTING WITH THE CAT😭😭

Suna:
Y'all didn't record it

Tendo:
I WAS BUSY LAUGHING
I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF IT

Iwa:
I swear y'all are so dumb
We could have stabbed you!

Ushijima:
But you didn't!

Iwa:
But you got attacked by a cat

Suga:
Poor JIMA
What you gonna do about it tomorrow
You got a game

Ushijima:
OH SHIT I DO
WTF DO I DO
OH HELL NO
GOD DAMN 😭

Kenma:
Is the cat okay?

Ushijima l:
Huh...
Idk
I flung it somewhere

Kenma:
You better go outside and check.

Ushijima:
IM HURT

Kenma:
MAYBE THE CAT IS HURT AS WELL
BUT YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!

Ushijima:
😺

Kenma:
Don't you dare use that emoji
You cat killer.

Kuroo:
Sorry y'all
Dummy going through it.

Bokuto:
Why?

Kenma:
SOME IDIOT
SPILLED WATER ON MY PC SYSTEM WHILE I WAS PLAYING SIMS

Bokuto:
WHAT!?

Tsuki:
Damn...

Noya:
Rip that pc system aye

Kuroo:
I went to go get it fixed

Kenma:
BUT HE KILLED MY SIM CHARACTER!
SHE WAS ABOUT TO BECOME PRESIDENT!!
Anyways
Mr. ushijima
You find that cat?

Ushijima:
Yeah

Oikawa:
He didn't
He's sitting here crying About the "pain"

Ushijima:
YOU GET ATTACKED BY A CAT

Oikawa:
NO
IM ABOUT TO GET MARRIED

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