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NEUN

You are now having a conversation with Manuel, Mario, Ahaaa, Basti, and 13 other people.

You: Oh My Go d

You: OHMYD SDI

You: how did they manage to do that

You: hOLY DUCKIGN SHIT IM SCREAMING ON TOP OF MY LUNGS AND IT S BURNIG

Phillip: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE FRAUD BENNI IS BURNING

You: that was just a phrase phillipo

Phillip: phillipo???

You: yes, phillipo

You: I think it's a cute nickname, don't you think?

Phillip: it's pretty cute actually...

Phillip: danke fraud benni! :)

Benedikt Höwedes: back to the point please

Benedikt Höwedes: why are you claiming to have burning lungs

You: ffs why cant yall take a joke

You: it means im really happy and I cant breathe because of the happiness ok

Basti: why are you so happy fraud benni???

You: the real question is

You: why are yall not happy???

You: GERMANY WON 7-1 AGAINST BRAZIL

Benedikt Höwedes: WE'RE ACTUALLY CELEBRATING UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO INTERRUPT US BY CLAIMING THAT YOU HAVE BURNING LUNGS

You: oh...

You: well then

You: im gunna retreat myself

You: but before I do that

You: take a goddamn chill pill real benni my lungs weren't actually burning ffs theres something wrong with your mind

Ahaaa: real benni why are you being so rude to fraud benni

Ahaaa: relax fraud beni, what real benni said was only partially right

Basti: yep

Basti: emphasis on the PARTIALLY

Benedikt Höwedes: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Benedikt Höwedes: WE WERE JUST DRINKING SHOTS TOGETHER

Benedikt Höwedes: AND NOW YOURE SIDING WITH FRAUD BENNI

Benedikt Höwedes: this is why I don't trust human beings

Mats: funny when you're a human being yourself

Mats: :-)

Sami: lmao benni doesn't trust human beings

Sami: therefore he doesn't trust himself

Mesut: someone hand sami a trophy

Mesut: he just solved the enigma that is benni

Erik: funny mesut is funny :D

Mesut: aw danke erik

You: someone explain to me why fraud benni was only partially right???

Toni: ohhh

Toni: so yeah we were celebrating

Toni: but you weren't interrupting at all