You are now having a conversation with Manuel, Mario, Ahaaa, Basti, and 13 other people.
Benedikt Höwedes: hellooo
Benedikt Höwedes: hi guys
Benedikt Höwedes: hola
Benedikt Höwedes: halo
Marco: shut up ben im trying to sleep
Mario: I think he's drunk
Manuel: no I don't think so
Manuel: jogi wouldn't like that
Thomas: no he's not drunk he's right next to me trying to stuff a big handful of meatball inside his mouth
Philipp: uhhh?
Philipp: what is he doing next to you
Jerome: eh no wonder he's gone
Thomas: benni told me he doesn't like Jerome as a roommate
Jerome: excuse you?
Jerome: excuse fucking you
Toni: where do you even get a giant meatball
Sami: ^ exactly
Benedikt Höwedes: tom's playing with you Jerome
Benedikt Höwedes: he be a walking liar
Benedikt Höwedes: he hates you cause he aint you
Benedikt Höwedes: #therewillbehaters
Mats: I see what you did there!!!!!
Mats: funny stuff
Basti: that's not even funny mats
Basti: you have such a poor taste in humor
Ahaaa: that's so rude basti
Mats: yeah ur so rude
Mats: we all wear adidas theres no need for being rude to each other
Marco: guys I was asked to do a head to head evopower commercial with Sergio aguero!!!
Marco: just putting it out there
Marco: I fangirl over him sometimes
Marco: *fanboy
Thomas: nobody cares marco
Toni: NOBODY HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION YET
Toni: WHERE DID BENNI GET HIS GIANT MEATBALL
Toni: I WANT ME SOME GIANT MEATBALL
Sami: lol you look funny when typing that out toni
Toni: you stalking me bro
Sami: im not
Sami: im ur roommate doofus
Sami: ur currently sitting across me
Sami: you have this serious look on your face
You: THEY HATE YOUR SUPERHUMAN BODY
You: YOUR SPECTACULAR PHYSIQUE
You: THEY HATE THAT YOURE EVERYWHERE
You: tbh adidas???? are you saying that whoever uses your product will turn into a freakin ghost??
You: a ghost can travel everywhere and has superhuman body and spectacular physique
You: superghostly actually
You: but o well
Erik: Why is everyone wearing adidas here
Erik: Nike user here bitches!!!
Matthias: tut-tut erik watch your language
Roman: I wear puma
Benedikt Höwedes: the lunch lady made the meatball especially for me toni
Benedikt Höwedes: she even engraved the initials of my name on the meatball
You: uhm...
You: who would even do that
Benedikt Höwedes: SHUT UP YOU DISRESPECTFUL HUMAN BEING
Benedikt Höwedes: DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO REPLY TO YOUR CHAT AFTER THE WHOLE FRUIT LOOPS INCIDENT
Benedikt Höwedes: U SUCK BIG TIME FRAUD BENNI
You: im just here to make amends :(
Benedikt Höwedes: fine
Benedikt Höwedes: wanna hear a joke?
You: oh... that went well
You: sure
Benedikt Höwedes: the real benni title
You: I don't get it
Benedikt Höwedes: DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T
Benedikt Höwedes: BECAUSE YOURE A FRAUD
Benedikt Höwedes: MUEHEHEHEH
Benedikt Höwedes: ONCE A FRAUD ALWAYS A FRAUD
Thomas: guys I think benni's possessed
Thomas: he has this evil look on his face when typing that out
Sami: must be because of the meatball
Thomas: yeah, definitely the meatball.
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A/N: i have no idea what ive just written but ehh.
and im so so sorry for the long update :( i blame it entirely on school.
but i love you all so much i still thank you on a daily basis for the past votes and comments youve given to me.
i love you all so much <3<3
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Fanfiction[CHAT ROOM] In which one of the Die Mannschaft members entered the wrong number into their group conversation.
