(Jace has invited everyone onto the chat)
(Alec has logged off)
Simon: Jace I'm on the toilet
Clary: well that got wired quickly
Magnus: What do you want shadow hunter?
Izzy: ^^^
Jace: calm your sparkly tits, I'm getting to that
Simon: then get to it, oh golden one
Jace: well 1- I can still talk to you lot without having to look at all your fugally faces (mainly you Simon and except Clary)
Clary: thanks?
Simon: rude, and I'm still on the toilet
Magnus: yes we've established this
Izzy: and Alec's in the training room
Magnus: why isn't he on the chat
Jace: he's having some "Fun" with Hodge
Magnus: WHAT?!
Simon: he's training, you ninny
Everyone: ninny?
Clary: good burn Simon
Simon: shut up Frey, and I'm no longer on the toilet
Jace: we really don't care about this unless the information
Simon: this chat is useless information
Izzy: you really need to work on your comebacks
Magnus: indeed
Jace: anyway back on topic! 1- so we can do it in secret and 3- it's really popular amongst mundane friends
Magnus and Simon: awww you call me a friend!
Jace: it's not like I had a choice, I mean Simon is dating Izzy and Magnus is friends with Alec
Simon: awww I thought we were bonding
Clary: you need to stop, like now
Simon: oh no don't sugar coat it or anything 🙄
Magnus: I would love to stay, but cbf I'm leaving ☁✨
(Magnus has logged off)
Simon: why must he poof glitter, instead of smoke, like normal warlocks
Izzy: baby, does he look like your normal warlock person?
Jace: HELLO NO
Clary: what is considered a "normal warlock"
Jace: not him
(Alec has logged on)
Jace: ALEC!
Izzy: ALEC!
Clary: ALEC!
Simon: ALEC!
Alec: what's happened now?
Jace: nothing just missed my brother
ALec: 😑 yea, about as much as I missed the little girl and mundane
Clary: I thought we've moved past this
Simon: I thought we've moved past this
Alec: and I thought you didn't want to date my brother and sister, looks like we were both wrong
Izzy: clam down big brother, at least I'm not dating a mundane on drugs
Simon: have you forgotten that I'm a vampire
Alec: shhh grownups are talking
Izzy: shhh grownups are talking
Simon: *huffs in annoyance*
Alec: Anyway, why did you find the need to blow my phone up with messages and the need to interrupt my training time?
Izzy: because we love you
Alec: what do you want, or rather, how much?
Izzy: only $600
Alec: say what now?
Alec: ONLY $600!?
Izzy: well clary and I need to go shopping, so she can have 300 and I can have 300
Alec: Okay, but make sure you get another comic book for Max and say it's from me, not you😒
Izzy: KK YOUR THE BEST BIG BROTHER IN THE WORLD! let's go
Simon: Can I come?
Izzy: nope, girls day
Jace: don't miss me to much *____^
Alec: that's not too hard to do
Clary: what the hell is that face?
Jace: suposed to be a wink
Clary: no
Simon: no
Izzy: no
Alec: no
Izzy: haven't you heard of emojis?
Jace: no
(Izzy has logged off)
(Clary has logged off)
Simon: Well, looks like it's a guys day
Jace: nope
Alec: nope
(Alec has logged off)
(Jace has logged off)
Simon: something has obviously crawled up there ass and has died
Simon: they are probably having trouble getting it out too as it must be so far up their ass
Simon: well.....Jace's head might be up his own ass, not sure about Alec's.......
(Simon has logged off)
I'm only going to say this one, and all the characters that are mentioned do not belong to me, but to Cassandra Clare, all rights go to her.
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Shadowhunters in a Chatroom (Completed)
同人小說I don't not own any characters as they belong to the respected people who have created them! what what happens when the shadowhunters find out what a chatroom is, and what they talk about during there days off, when they arnt off fighting demons
