Radiantly lost

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"Brumm!" Called Rae

"Please don't tell me you're calling me here to tell me that you're gonna do some crazy shenanigans that I won't be involved in at all" said Brumm tiredly

"I...just wanted a sandwich" said Rae calmly "but I guess I'm just gonna eat outside"

"Sorry!" Said Brumm as Ray left the room "it's just that Grimm does that a lot and I thought__she already left *sigh* I'm just gonna go gamble with Divine"

And he did

Divine screamed with the power of a thousand banshees whenever she lost even a single coin

Brumm had fun

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Ray was heading towards a relatively new restaurant in hell , a restaurant that she found so good she became a regular

Mostly to see the expressions of the customers

It was called Soapway

They were greatest evil in the food industry

As the name suggests, they gave no living fucks about copyright infringement

And that they were about soap

The food there was delicious , the most delicious in all of hell

But it came in the color and shape of soap...and the feeling of soap AND THE SMELL OF SOAP

IT EVEN BUBBLED LIKE SOAP!!!

So other than it's incredible taste and extremely healthy nutritional value, it was soap

Rae LOVED to watch the customers struggle to eat their food , this restaurant is truly evil

Especially when they make people guess which is the food and which is the real soap as a game for a free meal

And it's not like the people can stop them, it's too delicious...not the soap but the food

And Ray entered the restaurant cheerfully

"Hey! Ray! The usual?" Asked the worker happily

"You know it!" said Ray enthusiastically

Then a few minutes later the worker comes back with a bar of soap on a plate and a monitor that showed everyone in the restaurant up close

"Ah, a delicious bar of soap while watching people nervously trying to bite into their food" said Ray happily "this is the li__"

"Can I please have a bite?" Asked someone from behind Ray

Ray turned around to see a child demon in dirty fancy clothes (clothes that used to look fancy), the child looked tired and hungry, he also looked weird, he was a purple imp with horns that were striped purple and black

"....sure" said Ray shrugging before giving the child the bar of soap

The child devoured the soap food without regard for the possibility of it being soap

"Uhh..kid?" Said Ray making the kid look at her "where are your parents?"

"They forgot me here" said the child sadly "but they'll come back once they see I'm gone, I'm sure of it!"

"Yeah, good luck with that" said Ray nonchalantly

"Maybe you can help me find them!" Said the boy excitedly "my mom is tall, is pink has big b___"

"There's only one word that can complete that sentence and I'm not letting you say it" said Ray narrowing her eyes

"Why?" Asked the boy curiously

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