A Grimm fate

Happy Valentino's nightmare

This chapter may have inappropriate jokes , then again that's probably why you're here

You have been warned

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"Brumm , I'm bored!" Said Grimm narrowing his eyes while reading a newspaper

"And what am I supposed to do about that, sir?" Asked Brumm tiredly

"I wanna fuck with an overlord!" Said Grimm enthusiastically

Then a dark gray radiance spear (you know what I'm talking about) appeared out of nowhere and was pointed to Grimm's neck

"Elaborate" said Ray narrowing her eyes ready to decapitate Grimm " we're having a kid soon , don't you think it's a bit early to start cheating?"

"Oh heck no , I wasn't called the eternal virgin for no reason honey" said Grimm calmly "I wanna mess with them and get a good laugh out of it"

"And who might that overlord be?" Asked Radiance narrowing her eyes

"Valentino" said Grimm before narrowly dodging a spear to the head "you can watch it live to make sure I wouldn't do anything bad!, just stop throwing spears at me"

"Fine" said Radiance reluctantly "why him though?"

"He abuses his employees and I'm nothing if not a great boss" said Grimm confidently

"Sadly this is true" said Brumm tiredly "some of this demon's servants would kill for that chance to kiss his feet , which is weird considering he doesn't even have feet...wait...why does every boss I have lack feet? Ray doesn't have feet too!"

"Brumm" said Grimm with concern

"Brumm , are you okay?" Asked Ray with concern

"Wait! I also don't have feet!" Said Brumm "when did I lose my feet?! How did I not notice this until now?! How do we still walk so well with these..things?!"

"Brumm , stop having an existential crisis about feet and start helping me get ready for my mission" said Grimm tiredly "to fu_mess with Valentino!"

"Hmm , I'm still gonna watch it live directly from your head" said Ray pouting

Then Grimm left the room enthusiastically , before coming back in to drag Brumm who was still having an existential crisis
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"Here it is" said Grimm standing in front of Valentino's wearing a top hat and holding a cane"my new giggle station"

And then , he went in

"Oh my , if it isn't the king of nightmares himself" said Val with a smile "it's an honor"

"Yes yes , it is for me too" said Grimm with the "king of nightmares" persona "but as you know , I'm a married demon , and I'm ready to have a child, but me and my wife are a little ill informed about these *cough* procedures and I thought coming here would be an educational... experience"

"Of course , every couple should know about these things" said Val with a smile "I'll bring my best employees , I'm sure they'll be able to give you the best learning experience"

"Oh no no no , don't bother with that" said Grimm calmly "I want to learn from the master himself"

"What?" Asked Val in confusion

"You heard me , I want to learn from you... specifically" said Grimm calmly

"Uhh...sure?" Said Val not knowing what to do

"Excellent , I brought a board and some chalk so you can do a drawn explanation" said Grimm happily as he brought a black board from who know where