TEEN TALKS

The BRAINWASHERS

Okay so in the last part I wrote slightly about the "chutiyas" ....in this part I am going to write my honest thoughts , experience about those chutiyas who are in my life......

To be proper in a decent way I am talking about RELATIVES.
In India there are three types of people
• positive
• negative
• relative
It's really easy to understand who are the positive and negative people but the third one ......ughhh......!!!!!!!!

RELATIVES are those creatures who smile and show their big teeth infront of you and plan to bring you down when you're in a good time, typically they sprinkle salt on your wounds....

Did God send these extra terrestrial creatures in India only? Like why seriously !!!!! If you know the game of kabaddi you will see the player trying to escape after touching the opposite team's member , that player is always tried to pull down and put on the ground by the other team's members.

sometimes ...oh no no , not sometimes I should say all the time I always compare this , the one trying to escape is me and teens like me and the others who are trying to bring us on the ground are the CHUTIYAS.....

Getting a good , a real good relative in India is like a blessing ...those of you have are very lucky but well I am not in that lucky percentage....ehhh !!

Let's start with the Aunties , they are literally the gossip stores and can spy & tell you everything better than the news channel !!!!
Kaun kiske saath bhaga , kiske kitne bacche huye , kiska divorce hua, kiska beta fail hogaya......almost doosro ke baccho ka and saabka information & Gyan baara maast hae inlog ko ( translation : who elloped with whom, who got divorced, whose son failed in the exam ......a good knowledge & information of other's children stuff is possessed by them).

Now about cousins , well cousins are really good they aren't like the aunties except few .....and it really depends how they treat you but for my case I am the youngest and tallest of all my girl cousins , the others are 3-10 years older than me .....Being the youngest is actually good , you get pampered and get more attention but for me the opposite ......!!!!!!!!!!!!! My cousins create a kind of territory or like a clan , yes yes the clans which we play in video games like clash royale and all.......they move in a gang in every family occasion , weddings and all , since I am the youngest they ignore me and don't take me with them , previously I used to be sad ... but now I am like JHAKKAS ( AWESOME) ....
Literally if someone ignores me now , my mind is like "kaun hae tu? Khudko Prime minister samjhke rakhka hae kya.....bhaar me jao" ( translation: "who are you? Do you think you are the prime minister....well, go to hell).