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Dream: The reason why dr°gs are illegal is because they, the government, are scared that it'll reveal the true world and not this illusion.
NM: I-.... That does make sense..

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Techno: *walks into the principal's office and swits down*
*Principal*: Your son here brought a gun to school.
Techno: *insert gun name*?
*Principal*: Yes.
Techno: *sips water* I gave that to him.

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Dream: so, what happened while we were ya know..?
Corpse: Grandpa Techno taught us to kill, Great grandpa killed grandpa Wilbur, oh and Ranboo got platonically married, adopted a piglin like kid named Michael and came out. Oh and Vurb became a simp.

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GeorgeWas: Michael from the Good Place looks like Kernel Sanders.
Fundy: You're not wrong-

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Tubbo: You are my best friend.
Tommyinnit: No.
Tubbo: Yes, Tommy. I still count you as my best friend.

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Schlatt: The best thing I saw on Karl's chat was “Karl is such a Chad”
Karl: I remember that-

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PhilzA: WIL, GET OUT OF THE TANK-
Kid Wilbur: Blup!
Kid Techno: *joins Kid Wilbur* Blup :∆

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George: Water and Popcorn tastes weird...
Dream: wha...

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Sad: Why are you in the basket for all blankets?-
NM: Join me.
NM: It just got out of the dryer. It's warm

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NM: why can't we eat the banana peels?
NM: *eats banana peel*
NM: ....
NM: I see why...

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Good: I swear everyone here is dirty minded...
Good: I WAS TALKING ABOUT SUBWAY 12 INCH SANDWICHES.

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Here have some angst:

(Wow Skeppy. Wow. Just wow.)

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(Quackity you okay-)

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(TW// ab*se with knife {so basically child ab*se}, flash.)

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