//cursing
Dream: Hi Satan, where's my dad?
Satan: What-
Dream: I asked where's my dad.... And my mom. I never met her-
Satan: I-... Why are you even here??
Dream: Sap yeeted me, and um my mom never taught me how to fly- Oh and I killed people. Started a war.. Etc.
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BBH: *knocking on Tommy's door*
Tommy: ?
BBH: Do you want Tubbo back? Just take him, the Egg doesn't want him.
Tubbo, in autotune: I am a GreAnAdeEeEeE
Tommy: ... *closes the door*
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Quackity: Hey Bad- Stop ignoring me *taps on his shoulder*
SomethingElseYT: For the last time, I'm not Bad, I don't even *KNOW* who that is!!
Quackity: WHO ARE YOU-
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Dream: I remember the last words Jschlatt said to me,
Dream: 'Fuck you, see ya in Hell'.
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~Dead! Tubbo AU~
Ghubbo: Oh hey Tommy!
Tommy: ...?
Ghubbo: Where's Dream?
Tommy: He's.. In Jail, remember?
Ghubbo: No..?
Ghubbo: I can only remember a few things, like you saying "Jesus man, you're so fucking clingy. Holy shit"
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~AU; Dream SMP life is after real life, like if I died irl then I'd be in Dream SMP(idk how to explain)~
Dream: I remember when I was a kid.
Dream: I kept on going onto the street and almost getting hit by cars.
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~same AU as the last one~
Dream: Foster homes suck.
GeorgeWas: You can say that again.
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Dream: Maybe I shouldn't have been hard on you 2..
Tubbo and Tommy, both [kinda] mentally unstable: Yea, no shit.
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~Daycare AU now~
NM: WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM A KNIFE!?
Dream: First time yelling, nice and 'cause they felt unsafe!
NM: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!
Dream: .. Do you want a knife?
the kids: *all have knives*
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me; *watching game play of 'Happy Mikey'* ... Smiling mask.. Where have I seen that before? DREAM--
