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you know there's gotta be cursing. There's always cursing.
Bad: Everyone talks about me being bald but we don't talk about Quackity's hair under the bean, LIKE WE DON'T KNOW IF HE HAS HAIR UNDER THERE.
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Shane: So I got kicked out-
Bad: What did you do??!!
Shane: *shows the millions of smol duckies, 4 medium sized duckies(as in could fit in a wash machine), and 1 gigantic duck that is tall as a apartment roof*
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Good: Why did I join this stupid and idiotic place.
Jef: 'cause you love us.
Good: Don't get your hopes up, pumpkin bitch.
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Good: you remind me of David from camp camp.
Bad: Because I'm cheerful and fun?
Good: No, because you're stupid.
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Bad: I am on the verge of arson.
Good: ... You're just mad that I took your plushies and hide them.
Bad: Yes I am.
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George: *takes Fondy* This is a bean, we must protec and never harm the bean
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Shane: The worst thing that could happen is Ryan dying, can we agree on that?
Demon: ... Is this why you death glare us?..
Shane: Yes.
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UnQuackity: Nobody likes me..
Good: If you say nobody likes you, then I'm legally changing my name to 'Nobody' so you can remember that I still like you.
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Good: So, this is my son.
Sad: ...
Bad: If- If you're asexual and aren't into woman, how did-
Good: *glares in 'don't tell him he's adopted'*
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Good: I do not have short hair. Why do people think that? I let Bad braid it like I'm fucking Rapunzel, I am a pretty princess-
GeorgeWas: .... I just asked you if you would like to go get some Halloween costumes- I'll get you the Rapunzel-
Good: kk.
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Good: *sips tea in jail*
Sad: Dad, why did you get in jail-
Good: You see, our neighbors had Trump flags and they burnt my asexual flag. So I committed arson.
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GeorgeWas: Oh yea, here ya go the bullet-
Good: The what?
GeorgeWas: *gives him a bullet*
Good: How-
