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cursing, as usual. Demons, 1 part of headcanon I have, threatening-, jumping off-, talking about dying-, s3xual(k!nK)
Good: You leave me and my son alone.
UnQuackity, who platonically married Good: But he's my son too-
Good: ... You leave me and our son alone.
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Ryan: Worst thing to hear at a demonic house?
(demon Shane pretending to be Shane): ''Your skin is freezing, here, let me help you take it off'', ''Separate, you from your eyes. Turn your girlfriend inside out, and burn her fingernails.''
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Ryan: *sprays Shane with Holy Water*
Shane: I'm not that kind of demon.
Ryan: SO YOU DO ADMIT YOU'RE A DEMON-
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Ryan: Random question but can I-
Shane: No. You may not touch my horns.
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How would you react to your favorite person jumping off a building*:
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
vs
Shane: OI, RYAN. I THOUGHT WE WERE JUMPING ON 3. NOT 2.
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GeorgeWas/Good: Do you guys remember when we were 13 and we were like "I'm probably kill myself before I turn 18", then you don't and now you're 24 and you don't know what to do with life because your whole plan was to die?
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Dream: People who were born in 2000 are now 40. Let that sink in.
NM: .... We wouldn't be saying this iF YOU DIDN'T SMOKE THE FUCKING HAND SANTIZER-
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GeorgeWas: I'm sorry that I killed all the salmons but your Wilbur has a salmon k!nk.
Fundy: That's a good reason.
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Quackity: What the fucking hell are you doing at 5 in the morning?
Good: *hides his pet raccoon* Eating.
Quackity: Wha- WAS THE A FUCKING RACOON-
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Techno: I fear no man. But that THING.. It scares me.
Bad: ?
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Bad, with hanahaki, laying on the floor: Why do we exist... Just to suffer?
Good: Yea. You and me bud.
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Sara: So, this is my demon boyfriend, Shane. And that's his boyfriend, Ryan.
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Shane, in his sleep: Annabelle's weak.
Ryan: Wha-
Shane: She is no match for me...
Ryan: WHA-
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(this part is part of my headcanon-)
Good: Fuck you, I am perfectly fine.
Jef: When was the last time you slept?
Good: .... Anyways-
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NM: You're dad's scary-
Sadnap: No he's not?
- a day before that -
Good: Listen here, buddy. Break my son's heart and I'll stab your eyes out like George did. And then burn you into ashes and pull your heart out with a rusty spoon.
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Ryan: So, Ouji boards are for 8+ BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO SMOKE, 21 TO DRINK BUT 8 YEARS OLD TO SUMMON FUCKING SATAN-
