//cursing//
Nurse, on their 1rst day: So... What are you?
999: *draws slime*
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PhilzA went Dadza
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Red Egg! Bad: Welp, the bitch dead.
Muffin: Watch your language.
Red Egg! Bad: *clears throat* Сука ушла.
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Dream, in jail: why aren't you asleep?
Good, in jail with him: Bad found a way to curse in other languages, and I am gonna learn all the curse words so he doesn't curse.
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NM: * w h e e z I n g * G E O G G L E -
GeorgeWas: Fuck you.
GeorgeWas: Everyone thinks I'm a fucking Google just because I wear goggles.
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Bad: You're crazy, Quackity..
Quackity: ;u;
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Red Egg! Bad: I'm not cold blooded.
Dream: Agree to disagree.
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I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or something but I saw him.. He looked like his old self.. "Hey Quackity!" He said, I couldn't see his face..
"Come on over here! I making flower crowns!!" He yelled, waving. I walked over and he started talking about Rat and everything else, I asked him "I thought you were with the Egg?", He looked at me, I'm guessing he was confused. "The.. what..?" He asked, "The Red Egg? Eggpire?" He has static like thingy around his face, only covering his eyes. "Let's move onto a different topic.. Anyways, when will you wake up and accept it?" "... What..?" My memory was unclear. "Accept the fact that I like you in a Platonic way. Accept the fact that the Bad you knew is forever gone. Bye,"
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And then.. I heard Sapnap's voice, "Wake up." And I saw Sapnap, guessing that was just a weird dream.
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Wilbur: What if I put Jared in Dream SMP?
Dream: ... You want him to suffer this chaos?
Wilbur: Too late, *has sent a message to Jared if he wants to join Dream SMP*
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NM: I know you're mad but... *Hugs Sad*
Sad:
NM: *walks away*
Sad: :[
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Ghostbur: *sad ghost*
Glatt: Why's he sad?
Mexican Dream: Perdió amigo.
Glatt: Oh
Ghostbur: I want Friend back
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• if Jared joins Dream SMP and dies •
Ghostbur: Hi! Welcome to the afterlife!
Gared (ghost! Jared):
Ghostbur: You're dead, come on, let me introduce you to the others! *Grabs his hand and speed walks to the other ghosts*
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UnQuackity: *stressed out/overwhelmed*
Good: *places a kitty on his head and gives him a weighted blanket*
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Good: No stabby stabby.
Bad: :[
Tommy, who was gonna be stabbed by Bad: What the heck-
Good: This is my job. I keep him from doing murder.
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Insanebur: *fake flirting with Bad*
Reg Egg! Bad: *fake flirt back*
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Bad: I know your Wattpad history, Jared.
Jared: WHA-
Bad: You need to stop reading Wilbur x Male! Reader/Wilbur x Jared books, Jared.
Bad: It's concerning me.
Jared: HOW THE FUCK-
