//cursing, name calling
- HS! GB! AU -
NM: Prom is coming, just ask her!
Good: Hah. If I ask her out, you ask Sad.
NM: Deal.
Good: Deal, bitch.
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Dream: Why don't I have horns?
Glatt: You'll probably have wings like your mom-
Dream: I'm no bird, b i t c h .
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*LITERALLY ANYONE FROM NM SMP*: Who's that sexy thing- *sees himself in the mirror* Fawk nah.
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Good: I have decided to mess with Nightmare today by saying "You'll soon wake up" everytime we make eye contact.. Uh, so now he's questioning everything and staying away from me.
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Shane: *putting Juice onto the snow*
Ryan: ??
Shane; *eats the snow*
Shane: Not bad-
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Therapist: Now, what do we do when a demon is near your friend?
Shane: Threaten them unless they're a kid. Or Lemon, if it's Lemon then make Lemonade!!!
Therapist: No- What-
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Dream: Dad, I'm in jail
Glatt: Been there, done that
Dream: ... Why am I surprised?
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Dream: *forced to peal potatos*
Dream: Never in my life I was forced to peal potatos.
Techno: You've been eating them with the skin your whole life??
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Quackity: So I was shown a tiktok of a doggie dessert and now I'm making on- Wait Bad's calling me, *picks up* Heyo
Bad: Have you seen Rat??
Quackity, wrapping Rat in the white see through thing: Nooo, I haven't.
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~ Twin AU(Good and Bad are twins) and past, when Sap was 15~
Sap: *climbing through the window*
Bad: Now where have you been?
Sap: U-Uh with Uncle Good-
Good: *turns in chair*
Sap: .....Fuuuuuu-
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Good: *comes in with box*
UnQuackity: ..?
*box*: *meows*
Good: Before you say anything, yes I did pick up homeless kitties. They're ours now.
