//cursing, murder.
O! Skeppy: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! *jumps onto the table*
UnQuackity: *sits on chair*
Good: *faceplants onto the floor and accepts his fate*
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NM: When life gives you lemons
Good: You throw them back
NM: Or take them and make lemonade
Good: No. You give them back
Sad: But lemonade...
Good: No.
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Quackity: My best friend is the kind of person who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. But I still love him to death.
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Good: Hey UnQuackity, can you bring some gardening tools?
UnQuackity: What are you planting?
Good: I don't leave evidence so there's no need to blame somebody else.
UnQuackity:?
Good: we're both talking about murder right.
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-if Night, Sad, and GeorgeWas was like a quiz/test show-
NM: why do you always say cannibalism is the answer every time we run out of food?
GeorgeWas: maybe because I need to live!
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UnQuackity: *Doing finger guns at Good*
Good: Pull the trigger you coward
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Murder: I am a serial killer that murders anyone in my path!!!
NM: Do you take requests?
Good: *stands right in front of the killer*
GeorgeWas: *is the serial killer* wtf-
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Fondy: jail is no fun, I know that
Good, surprised: you've been there too?
Fondy: once, in monopoly
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Good: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Quackity: One. One person.
Good: Are you sure?
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Good: *coughing violently*
UnQuackity: don't die
Good: don't tell me what to do
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Dream: name a way to be nice to others
Bad, tired af: don't kill them.
Dream: setting the bar low, but I'll allow it
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Bad: *casually pulls out a gun* Alright, who did it
Ant: Did what?
Bad: Who stole my kids?
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Bad: I just want someone to take me out
Quackity: On a date or like with a sniper?
Bad: Surprise me.
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UnQuackity Can someone hire a hitman to kill me, please?
"Good"(Bad as Good), hugging UnQuackity: How about I just be a hugman who hugs you.
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Good: I'm worried
Bad: About what?
Good: No clue.
