//TW:
Listen, this is the 7th(?) thing I've wrote in this book.
You kinda get the pattern, it's cursing. I curse a lot in real life.
Also 1 s*xual joke-
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Good: If for some reason I hug you, I will cut your throat if you tell anyone I went soft on you.
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Good: I have never touched anyone before.
Unquackity: ... You're literally cuddling me right now-
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[3 am]
GeorgeWas: why is anyone here really?
Zoo security guard: I'm asking you, specifically.
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NM: I have never realized how chaotic this friend group was until all these fuckers said "Fuck it, let's go to the tallest building in your nearest city and yeet your friend off."
GeorgeWas: You're just mad by the fact you survived.
NM: *angry man in hospital noises*
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Good: I have never met someone I didn't want to kill.
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Fem! Schlatt, really drunk: I wanna get my n*pples pierced and then get n*pple jewelry with googly eyes on them so I have eyes instead of n*pples! And when it's time for s*xual funzies, they'll take off my shirt and say "Yo, what the fuck is that." and I'll say, "The hills have eyes."
Fem! Quackity, who answered the call: *sigh* This is why we broke up..
Fem! Bad: *takes Schlatty(fem!Schlatt)'s phone* and this is why she's drunk-
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Wolbur(o!Wilbur): I don't want a job, I want to rotate slowly under a light like a 7-eleven hot dog.
Jef(O!Skeppy if you don't know): ....I'm concerned-
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Insanebur: I'm a sadist, not a masochist.
Ghostbur: That's right! You're a sadomasochism!
(for the people who don't know what that means:
psychological tendency or s*xual practice characterized by both sadism and masochism.)
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Ryan: Are you okay?-
Shane: yea, why do you ask?
Ryan: I watched you slip down a couple stairs, lay there for a minute, and then just start singing baby shark.. Sooo...
