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SUPER HOT PROFESSORS 💃🏻
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* Theodore Nott invited Aurora Evangeline
to the group chat *

you
| AYEEE
| HEY SEXC BITCHES

father nature 🪴
| RORYYYY YOURE HEREEE

mother nature 🌷
| HI HEY HI HEY HI BABE

you
| PARENTS 😍

main man theo 🤡
| i can confirm that rory is indeed squealing

you
| okay thanks for exposing me 😄

father nature 🪴
| rory you passed your test yayay

you
| WAIT WHAT TEST?
| I HAD A TEST WHAT TEST?

father nature 🪴
| your potion and curse test
| it's to see if you've been cursed or drugged with a potion
| basically a magical drug test

you
| wait when did i take that test?

father nature 🪴
| we just analysed your blood

you
| you took my blood?!!!?!??!?!??

father nature 🪴
| NOT ME
| ...hannah...

mother nature 🌷
| WOW BABE WOWWWW

you
| wow neville
| selling your fiancée out?
| colddddddddd

father nature 🪴
| IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT

you
| anywayssss
| creepy blood stealing aside
| JDJSHSHS IM EXCITED BUT SO NERVOUS WHAT THE FUCK

mother nature 🌷
| CNAJANYSHAB ME TOO
| im so happy i dont have to be friends with hundred year old professors
| no offense to dumbledore, may he rest in peace
| BUT YAY

you
| UGH IM SO EXCITED

father nature 🪴
| and we all live right next to eachother!!!!!

you
| OMG YES
| BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

main man theo 🤡
| well we're sleeping together

you
| that sounds VERY wrong and ambiguous
| but that's not entirely false

main man theo 🤡
| and then nev's class is next to mine
| then hannah and neville are sleeping together
| **entirely true

you
| ABSHHSHSHSNSH
| wait but i thought professors sleep somewhere in their classrooms?

mother nature 🌷
| yeah well the greenhouse doesn't have a bedroom
| there's a sleeping quarters for teachers like me
| astronomy, care of magical creatures, flying, heads of houses, and then herbology

main man theo 🤡
| but since they're practically an old married couple, she's allowed to stay with him

you
| wait why can't i stay in the sleeping quarters?
| i cant bare theo's random late night chattering

mother nature 🌷
| idk maybe yall are meant to be 🤷🏻‍♀️

main man theo 🤡
| idk, are we meant to be?

you
| idk, are we?

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