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| um HI MISS MAAM I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THAT YOU'RE BACK IN LONDON
| BUT YOU OWE ME A BIG FAT EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW
you
| see you'd probably think i was doing something dumb like get a tattoo in las vegas america or something right
| but i actually went to ronan's wedding in france
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| OH MY GOSH
| SERIOUSLY
| THATS SO FUN AHH
| BUT THEN AGAIN NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER YOU JUST SKRRTED AWAY
you
| yeah no ronan got married 4 years ago idk how you fell for that 💀
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| i will literally fucking shred you to pieces
| okay then what were you doing in france?
| AND WHY TF DID YOU NOT TELL ME
| IT BETTER BE A GOOD REASON
you
| okay
| this is about to get a bit serious so buckle up
| i should probably also buckle up
| i think my cab driver's in a mood
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| shit
| okay
| what's up?
you
| i did go to see ronan
| he bought me a plane ticket to france out of the blue so i thought his wife was like pregnant or something
| but when i arrived at his house, my parents were there
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| oh gosh
| if you dont wanna talk ab it you don't have to
| i dont wanna pry
you
| no no its fine i want to tell you
| since i hadn't seen them since spring of like 1996 which was before i even found out i was adopted, it was a very awkward interaction
| i mean, i hadn't seen them in more than 3 years daph
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| yeah i bet it was uncomfortable for you
you
| but that's not even the weirdest part
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| i dont know how that could possibly get any weirder
you
| they told me who my birth parents were and gave me their current adress
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| yeah it got weirder
you
| so i didn't tell you bc i thought i'd only be gone for 2 days
| but then i was so torn on whether or not to meet them that i spent a whole 2 months there
| im sorry
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| oh babe don't apologise
you
| also, another reason why i didn't tell you was because i was just in a rush to leave london
| and all the draconess of it
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| i still don't know why you guys broke up
| seemed like 7th year everything was perfect between the two of you
you
| well yeah we were perfect
| we were together during graduation
| then we had our one year anniversary
| then his dad got out of azkaban
| so when he found out that his son's girlfriend was a muggleborn, he kinda shit his pants and told him to break up with me
| and because draco is nothing but a fucking coward and daddy's boy, he did it
| he just let his dad call me a mudblood and dumped me right then and there, no biggie and no questions please teehee
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| ...
you
| also sorry if i put 'lmfao' 'teehee' or 'that's fun' in each sentence
| sarcasm makes shit hurt less
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| rory babe that's very mentally unhealthy...
you
| i know lmfao
| speaking of hurt and mentally unhealthy,
| i was too big of a wuss to go see my parents, but i did decide to call them
| and guess what?
| they didn't want me then and they don't want me now so thats fun
| oh and my last name is apparently deveraux
| lmfao no further questions please
| anyways so whats been happening over here?
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| im gonna let that massive avalance of info pass by but only because you said no further questions...
| um things have been fine ig
| fred and i are a couple now but that happened while you were here so...
| im running the joke shop with fred and george
| also george and angelina johnson got together
| OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET!
| NEVILLE PROPOSED TO HANNAH
you
| GTFO
| GT LITERAL FO
| WHEN
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| bout day 2 of your disappearance
you
| i could not IMAGINE getting married at 19
| but maybe that's just me and my newlyfound trust issues?
| lol anyways what else
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| rory...
you
| no but if you dont keep talking i will keep thinking about that and quite literally break down
| so please, keep talking
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| alright?
| nev is a professor noww
| you'd think he'd be the herbo teacher but he's actually potions professor
| hannah is the herbology professor
| theo always says "yeah im that super young super hot super fun defence against the dark arts teacher"
you
| theo hasnt changed a bit 😩😭
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| hmm what else...
| THERE ARE 7 COUPLES WHO WE USUALLY GOSSIP ABOUT
| RON WEASLEY AND HERMIONE
| DEAN THOMAS AND SEAMUS FINNIGAN
| SO MANY COUPLES EVERYWHERE
| LUNA AND ROLF SCAMANDER
| PANSY AND BLAISE?!?!?!
| POTTER AND GINNY ARE MARRIED
| MOST IMPORTANT, TRACEY AND MILLA
you
| YOURE FUCKING KIDDING
| HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS SHIT
| I DIDNT EVEN KNOW TRACEY AND MILLA LIKED GIRLS
| wait no it was kinda obvious if you think ab it
| wait that's 6 couples
| who are the seventh?
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| fuck i should've just said 6
you
| daph...
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| fuck i cant tell you
you
| i've been eating bad news for breakfast all summer, daph
| just shoot
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| draco and astoria
you
| lmfao okay bye
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FanfictionFORMERLY KNOWN AS "LAST SEEN 11.11" 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 aurora vance falls back in love with the boy she once loved, only to be torn apart by inevitable problems which always seemed to find their way to her. HIGHEST RANKS #1 internet [narration and text...
