my journey trying to shift

my sisters shifting stories[#2]

so my sister went to malfoy manor to hang out with ferret boy and what not. so basically draco had tricked her kinda because he didnt tell her voldy moldy would be there so she walked in and there was a whole death eater meeting going on. 

voldy moldy: what are you doing here

my sister: i came to hang with draco

voldy moldy:get out right now!

my sister: dont yell at me my sister can roast you- *oh wait shes not here* my sisters not here to roast you but i can channel her energy to do it [i've never been more proud of her no im not crying my face is just leaking]

voldy moldy: what are you talking about child?

draco: you have a sister?

my sister: that's why you built like caillou, thats why yo daddy didn't love you, thats why your nose left da chat, that's why your built like a disease, that's why you don't have a house, that's why you don't know how to brush your teeth, that why yo mama dead dead as heck what shoes she got on in the casket [if u dont know that video we cant be friends] 

i've never been more proud of her this is what and older sister looks forward too in like life.

after that voldemort was so offended that he left to crabbes house to hold the meeting and draco was just super shocked that she did that. and then they just did whatever a 10 yr old girl and a 15 yr old boy do in a big mansion idk. she probably set his room on fire for all i know anyways. it wasn't anything nAsTy cuz my sister said she'd never do anything like that ever in her life lmao. so anyways they were just chillin ig.