-SNATCH SNAPES WIG OFF I KNOW ITS NOT REAL WHO IS HE TRYNA FOOL?
^bother snape in detention so he'll let me go^ (also why does everyone want detention with hagrid i lowkey dont fuck wit him)
-steal rons chicken
-yell 'WHENS THE WEdDING' when ron and hermione are arguing
-go to the astronomy tower because stars and constellations are literally amazing
-paint the walls of hogwarts with mushrooms n stuff
-bro what if i put bleach on all dracos clothes hbhdbb im not gone do it haha...unless im not gon do it id be dead as a cockroach jsnshus hed push me down the stairs
-[edit] i dont remember what i wrote here but i disappeared so i dunno whats going on
^i scripted that my family is heir of slytherin but not related to like any of the other pureblood families cuz hahahah no thanks
-go to the chamber of secrets and revive the basilisk if thats even possible cuz sis was a baddie dont know why harry be doing this to people like damn let a bad bitch live and thrive
-truth or dare cuz i know its gonna be wild
- choose everyones fits cuz wtf is this
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DO YOU SEE THE TWINS FITS IN THE BACK WHAT ARE THE SHOES NOT ON MY WATCH WHAT TYPE OF KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES SHIT IS THAT THATS NOT GONNA WORK the style is tasteless looks like uncooked rons chicken stuff. my eyes are watering from looking at that ✋😭 lets just move on already
-talk to the giant squid
-read to george even tho i cant fucking read aloud for shit bro im just illiterate and i like to read fast cuz im impatient
-put little plastic dinosaurs all around teachers classes for other students to find and watch the teachers get annoyed
-paint everyones nails
-just annoy everyone
-stand up to tom lmao i feel like he'd threaten to kill me but i wouldnt be scared cuz im not afraid of death and i scripted that i cant die anyways
-ENJOY THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO FUCKING MATH LIKE AT ALL
-introduce them to ~soccer~ i love soccer
-late night quidditch games and everyone sneaks out to see them
-watch the perks of being a wallflower with them and watch everyone see emma watson and be like 'that looks like hermione!'' and me just here like " i dont see the resemblance"😹
-enjoy being taller than one person at school and thats professor flitwick 😭😭 im 4'11
