𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀 , 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

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~ Ranboo Pov ~

"don't speak" i sigh as I sit down next to iris, who had her hand over her mouth in shock.

"Don't speak, I know just what you're saying, so please stop explaining" Ollie mumbles the lyrics of the song "don't speak" by, no doubt.

"what just happened—Iris kinda went silent—either she was murdered—or something really cool happened" Tubbo worried over the phone,

"something really cool happened" Iris whispered, still staring into space.

"what happened please tell me tell me" Ollie begged,

"im not going to—"

"I will drive over right now" Ollie warns, and we all know that would be something she'd do.

"iris tell us—spill the tea" Clay whispers, as if I can't hear him.

"who the f*ck says spill the tea anymore?" Tommy snapped,

"apparently clayton does" Ollie giggled,

"where's my money losers" I sigh,

"they already paypalled it to you" Iris starts laughing,

"TELL US" Quackity cheers,

"what—just happened—" she says in between wheezes,

"is she having a heart attack?" Quackity worries,

"IRIS DO YOU SMELL TOAST" Tommy yelled,

"no—no im not having a heart attack—that—was just the best thing I've ever seen" Iris patted me on the back,

"im so—proud of you" Iris giggled, nearly on the floor,

"im so confused" Tubbo muttered,

"hi so confused, Im dad" Ollie snickers, Iris continued laugh, "do I need to drive over?" Ollie asks,

"no—NO you do not need to drive over—" I panicked; I wasn't even fully aware that happened. My heart was beating fast enough that I could be the one having a heart attack.

"Iris—I need you to take a breather—and explain what happened" Tubbo said calmly,

"ok—ok—whew" Iris composed herself before smiling,

"Ranboo may have just flirted with a girl" Iris chuckled as I held my head in my hands.

"A WOMAN?" Tommy gasped,

"how's that possible" Tubbo muttered,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?" I sputter, slightly offended by the groups shock.

"well im sorry Mr. Minecraft streamer" Tubbo teased,

"are you saying Minecraft streamers can't get significant others?" Iris chuckled,

"Tommy and I are literally right here" Ollie scoffed,

"I didn't even tell you about the conversation I had" I rubbed my eyes.

"what did she say?" Iris gushed,

"she plays Minecraft" I crossed my arms and sunk in my seat,

"SHE PLAYS MINECRAFT?" Dream yelled, "MARRY HER"

"I DON'T EVEN—SHE LITERALLY TOLD ME HER NAME AND THAT SHE PLAYS MINECRAFT"

"what's her name?" Iris quizzed, "I'll look to see the meaning"