SID (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 17 (Exercise? The fawk?)

Kakashi's scary demeanor suddenly disappeared, internally crying at how Sid kept ruining his first impression in front of his new genin.

First, it was making him look like a wanderless fool, just looking for something in the middle of town.

Second, it was trying to stab him in the eye with her chopstick, which she eventually just poked him in the eye with her finger. Which hurt, by the way.

And now, it's making him look like a moron for the third time in a row.

It was only the first day! Couldn't she hold in her rude replies for at least an hour?

Still, Kakashi continued to evilly chuckle, freaking Naruto out.

"Hey, hey! What's so funny?" Naruto asked, alarmed.

As Kakashi was about to reply, Sid beat him to it.

"Yeah, my dude. I may have known you for a couple days, but you're acting sus. And by sus, I mean you're acting like a total creeper and need to get help for your pedophillic tendencies."

Kakashi fell.

Naruto looked confused.

Sasuke's eyes widened just a bit.

"W-what?" Kakashi asked, genuinely confused.

"Don't worry, my old sensei used to hit on girls that were 15 with huuuge tits- once he called them 'tatas'. He was drunk, of course, and got slapped after he harassed some lady, but what can I say? It happens to the best of us-"

"I am not a pedophile!" Kakashi spat out, having trouble processing what was happening.

"Sure you're not! And I'm not in the bingo book!"

"You're not in the bingo book."

"And you're not a pedophile."

"I'm not!!"

"Okay bub, I know this is hard to take in-"

"It's really not."

"So, you admit it?"

"No!"

"So, you're in denial?"

"No!"

"Okay, just further proving my point. But continue with your evil antagonist chuckling, my dude."

Kakashi felt mentally drained at the moment.

He sighed. "Of 28 graduates, only some will be recognized as genin-"

"Didn't only, like, 10 of us graduate-"

Ignoring Sid, Kakashi continued. "The remaining 18 will be sent back to the academy. In other words, this exercise is an extremely-"

"-difficult test, and I was like 'So what? I can take it!' And you know what this fucker said?"

"What? That your pants aren't saggy enough to hide that nasty boner of yours?"

"Wha- no, shitbrain! Why're you looking anyway?"

"It's staring at me."

"No, it's not-"

"It's staring into my soul."

"Shut it, kid! You're ugly, anyway! Like hell I'll be attracted to you! That's just my dick print!"

"You should be embarrassed."

"What!? Why?!"

"It's like- 5 inches, bro."

"What? I'm 8!"

"No, bro."

"Shut it, brat! I'm a solid 10!"

"You just said you were 8."

"And you just said I was 5. Your point is?"

"And you wonder where I get my sass from."

"Probably from that shitty personality of yours."

"The fuck you just say!?"

"You heard me, twinkle toes."

"I will make a fucking cabob out of your dick, sensei!"

"Oh, please do."

"You nasty fuck!"

"You suggested it!"

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you did!"

"No, the fuck not!"

"Yes, you fucking liar!!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yeah-huh!"

"You're too old for this shit, sensei."

"Respect your elders, then, brat."

"Shut the fuck up, I'm only 10."

"10 inches in height, hehe- OW! Did you just fucking pinch me?"

"And I'll do it again, you bitch!"

"That hurt, you little fuck!"

"Suck it up, you pansy!"

"No, you swallow!"

"Nasty fuck!"

"Baby girl!"

"I am not a baby!"

"Okay! You're dismissed. Oh, and...I suggest you don't eat breakfast tomorrow. You'll throw up." Kakashi smiled before poofing away, a bit concerned about how Sid didn't interrupt him.

He took one last look at her, noticing how she had a soft expression on her face for once, and she looked to be in deep thought.

"-and he has us sacrifice them to him! Pretty neat, right?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Very neat."

"Hey! Were you even listening to me!?"

"Ah, of course."

"Tch. Yeah, right. You weren't listening at all!!"

"Then why ask?"

'Is she...' Kakashi disappeared, no longer in his genin's presence, but he still continued to think about Sid. 'Was she thinking about her old sensei?'

Kakashi shook off the thoughts of her, instead choosing to report back to the Hokage about his first impressions of his assigned genin.