Fate/Zero: A Different Path

Chapter 15

Saber smiled

"And I trust your judgement, Master"

I closed my eyes

"Is that so? Then I will offer you my trust as your Master"

If everything went by my calculations, the war will be over in two days.

Adding in multiple variables and assuming everything were to go wrong, it would take an additional two days to ensure our victories

"Well, with all this planning done, it would be imperative to continue with the next important matter at hand"

"Are you hungry, Saber?" 

A loud rumbling sound echoed across the room. Saber covered her stomach with a red face

I shook my head "No, it's obvious. Just wait for me to cook some breakfast for the both of us"

Granted, I'm not on the same culinary level as Shirou Emiya, but at least I can try

It shouldn't be too hard, right?

...

Thirty six failed attempts at a meal later, I was proven wrong

My culinary skill is shit. I would never get on the level of my non-existent, sword-obssessed son

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Across the countryside, another was lamenting their fate atop a large archaic castle

Morning light pierced through the Einzbern's curtain wall, shining long silhouete that stretched across the ground in front of her. 

The female Servant stalked the hall way with no real interest in mind

"I'm bored"

She repeated, perhaps, for the umpteenth time that day

The woman that paced herself in these repetitive corridors donned herself in black armor, with a similarly dark-colored cape and a flag tucked behind her. 

Her golden eye pierced through the air in front of her, stuck in an almost permanent state of glaring. Her hair is of the color white, ashen to a degree that it appears almost white with a hint of blonde mixed in  

She is the Ruler Servant summoned by the Einzbern's

Or at least she used to be, until those clueless dolls ripped the gullible part out of her and started directing the Grail's mud into the woman's vessel, turning her into a...what do they call it?

Right. An Avenger-class Servant

She's bored. She's bored. She's fucking bored, and it's not even going to be fucking funny if somebody were to take that statement out of context

The Servant walked along the large hallway of the castle with nothing but boredom running on her mind 

To most every other Servant, a Holy Grail War is a sacred ritual where the victor claims the ultimate prize that is the Holy Cum Chalice, from which they would wishy washy some witty wetty stuff that is too insignificant for her to bother

Just kill some people. Some magical bullshit happened, and boom, they are happy as your virgin stud getting his first taste of a woman's pussy

Or at least that is supposed to be the case

A low growl left Avenger's lips

In the case of this Servant, her hatred cannot be quenched with such trivial a thing