Episode 7:

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by Elmtree02

by Elmtree02

Bert and The Count, playing monopoly
Bert's phone starts ringing
The Count: Who's that?
Bert: N-noone hides the phone
The count: You're gonna show me in 3 ah ah ah... 2 ah ah ah.... 1 ah ah ah
The count: Grabs the phone to see Elmo's picture with hearts around it
The Count: YOURE CHEATING ON ME WITH.... ELMO?
The Count: WERE DONE AND I EVEN (this is bleeped out for pg-13 reasons)
~In "Ernie's" car~

Audrey: Come on Holly, we don't need him
Holly: But-
Audrey: Let's just go back to Granny's
Holly: Sure, fine, but Wait-
Audrey: Come on.. starts the car
Holly: You can't drive :/
Ernie: Starts chasing after the car
Audrey: sees Ernie and speeds away
Ernie: Cries
When they get to Granny's Audrey perfectly parks in the driveway

Audrey: We're back!
Holly: ALIVE she screams from the car as she gets out
Granny: hello my grandchildren
Audrey: Ernie needs a ride tho :/
Ernie: slowly walks towards the door don't worry... I got it...
Audrey: How the bleep did you get here?!
Granny: my son is such a loser -_-
Ernie: Thanks Mom....
Granny: just go change
Ernie: slowly walks up to his room
Granny: any ways girls I baked more cookies, If you want some hot sauce it's by the scorpion statue!
Ernie changes into clean clothes
Audrey: Ok Granny
Holly: Those are pretty good
Ernie: Runs down stairs as fast as he can DO I SMELL COOKIES???
Audrey: WAIT
Audrey: WHO PUTS HOT SAUSE ON COOKIES?!
Granny: idk what yall might be into-
Holly then grabs a cookie and dips it in hot sause,
Holly: that's actually pretty good man
Ernie: Grabs a cookie and puts hot sauce on it
This is how I always eat my cookies
Granny: see theres an example
Audrey: grabs a cookie and puts hot sause on it
Audrey: quickly spits out cookie EWWW YOU GUYS ARE GROSS
Granny while stuffing a hot sauce covered cookie in her mouth: heh weak >:)
Audrey storms out of the room, defeated
Ernie: Sees Jack in the corner
Jack: s-she f-forced t-t-the cookie d-down m-my -t-throat
Jack: it's so g-gross-ss
Granny: :0
Audrey: HEH WEAK
Audrey: ran out the door and down the street
<AT DAVES HOUSE>

Dave is on his porch smoking a cigarette
Audrey: runs up to Dave
starts sobbing
Dave: wtf child-
Audrey: starts banging her head on the wall
Dave: whatttt
audrey starts slipping down the wall, till she's sitting on the floor
Dave: ...
Are you done?
Audrey: nope.. she muttered before curling up in a ball and crying more
Dave: ...
Welp I'm leaving
starts walking away
Ernie: Chases him down
Dave: OH WTF
STARTS RUNNING AWAY
Ernie: Runs faster on his small little legs
Audrey gets up and chases Dave, until she jumps on him and starts beating the cheese out of him
Dave is on the floor trying to defend himself but barely doing so
Audrey: I'm sorry, I'll just go.. she leaves
Dave: #-#
Ernie: runs up and gives him mouth to mouth.... Or at least that's what he told Dave
Dave: 0///0
Audrey: SHIPPPP she screams as she runs home
Dave: what was that for-?
Ernie: I uh.... Thought you were passed out
Dave: oh ok well.. uhh thanks I guess
Dave starts to get up to go back to smoking
Ernie: hugs dave from behind
dave is caught off guard and almost spits out the cigarette
Ernie grabs the side of Dave's neck
Dave quickly punches ernie and breaks free from his grasp
Dave: WTH DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING
Ernie: I WAS TRYIN TO BE HOT
Ernie: WHY TF DID YOU PUNCH ME
Dave: YOU SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE GONNA PUNCH ME
I did it in self defense
Ernie: WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK FRACKING FRENCH FRIES
Daves radio: number 503 you need to report down to the station immediately, we need you
Dave: roger that
Ernie: W-wait
Ernie: I think I'm passing out and need mouth to mouth ;)
Dave: ...
Dave's radio: DAVE GET YO ASS OVER HERE
dave starts heading to the police station
Ernie: cries
~•At The Police Station•~

Police chief: DAVE GOOD YOURE HERE, A CRAZY BITCH LITTERALLY ROBBED A CANDY STORE
joe: are you smoking-
takes the cigarette out of Dave's mouth
Dont >:/
Dave: right, we'll be headed right there Chief
police chief: YOU BETTER OR ELSE YOURE FIRED
Dave and joe: yes sir
} at candy store { <

Store owner: A CRAZY LADY JUST ROBBED THE STORE
Ava's going around trashing the place in anger
Store Owner: THIS IS MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS
Dave: umm joe maybe you should talk to her about this
Joe: ...
Ava: IM NOT CRAZY! she runs over and assaults the store clerk
joe: AVA STOP
Store Owner: Punches her square in the face
Ava: NO JOE
Ava: I LOVED YOU!
Ava: But you abandoned me!
Joe: but you were a bad girlfriend :/
Ava: SHUT UP! she jumps on top of him and starts making out with him
Store Owner: And wtf does this have to do with me- AHHH MY EYES
Ava: Nothing
Joe: 0///0
Ava drags Joe away kissing him
Dave is sitting in the corner devastated
Dave: welp guess that's solved...
dave slowly walks out the store and back to his house
•>~<• Back to Ava and Joe •>~<•
Ava: wispers I love you Joe
Ava: I wanted kids with you Joe
Ava: I guess I got my wish she looks down at the floor

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