Ernie and the Officer

Episode 6:

*Ernie Cries in the car listening to his sad playlist*
*audry rethinks all her life choices*
Ernie: Audry.... do you think Dave could ever love me
Audry: Dad can you just.... not please....
Audry: Dad can you just.... not please....
Ernie: oh... im sorry....
Ernie: HELP ME OR YOU'RE WALKING HOME
Also Audry: IM BISEXUAL!!!! *she yells out her window as they pull up into Granny's driveway*
Random raccon: oh-
Audry: Dad....
Ernie: Uh-
Audry: Wrong driveway....
Racoon: why are they over there
*Ernie realize they were in the police station parking lot.... Where Dave is sitting on the ground outside the doors, crying...., with a coffee in his hands... holding a picture of Ernie*
Dave: *intense sobbing*
*Audry realize Dave muttering something as he starts intensely sobbing*
Ernie: *Ducks down in his car*
*Audry gets out and runs over to Dave*
Audry: Dave are you ok?
*she glances down at the photo
'Dave realizes that audry is here and is shocked'
'He quickly runs inside, locking the doors'
'Photo drops while that happens'
*Audry picks up the photo and looks at the back... "God I miss his sexy face"*
*She runs back into the car, still holding the photo in her hand*
*Ernie with sunglasses, a hat, a hood, and one of those glasses that has the nose and mustache attached to it; slowly rolls down the window*
Ernie: Who is it?
*Audry puts the photo onto the dashboard of the car*
Ernie: *Looks at the picture* *Reads the back* Thats daves handwriting....
Ernie: WHO ARE YOU STRANGE CHILD IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Audry: Are- Uh- ummm-
Audry: that's you...
Ernie: *Whispers* What if Dave hears
Audry: Stop being a chicken and for once in your pathetic life, GO ASK HIM OUT!

'At this point Dave had jumped through a window, and is out of the police station'
*Intense thinking from Ernie*
*Audry jumps out the car and speeds after Dave with a big fat grin on her face*
'Dave starts to run fast thinking "OH SHIT SHES AFTER ME"'
'Shouldn't this be the opposite way around?'
*Ernie gets out of the car and walks slowly in disguise towards Audry*
'Dave is still running and eventually runs into joe'
*audry grabs Dave's hand forcing him to stop*
Joe: wtf...
*Audry ignores Joe and pushed Dave into Ernie, where they are forced to hold each other*
Audry: JUST ASK HIM OUT ALREADY YOU FAT IDIOT OF A CHICKEN!
'Dave who's crying from embarrassment runs off, jumping over a fence'
'Ignoring what she said'
'He runs home'
Ernie: Who is this man?
Ernie: And why is he crying
Joe: WAIT-
'He starts running'
Audry: YOU STUPID FAT OOGLY LITTLE IDIOT CHICKEN MOSTER IDIOT THING!!!!
Ernie: *Cries*
Audry: *drags Ernie back into the passenger side of the car, and starts speeding off towards Dave*
Ernie: YOU CANT DRIVE
Audry: SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAT OOGLY LITTLE IDIOT CHICKEN MOSTER IDIOT THING!!!!
'Dave is now sitting on his bed crying'
Joe at the front door: DAVE OPEN THE DOOR
'No response'
'Joe then proceeds to break a window and jumps in running up the stairs'
Joe: DAVE-
'He walks into Dave's room to see him crying and hugs him'
Dave: I-
'He accepts the hug and continues with crying'
Audry drags Ernie into the room to join the hug as Dave looked up
Dave: how did you get in my house-
Audry locks the door and window to prevent Dave from leaving
Ernie: Who are you?
Audry: Dont question me
Ernie: Who is he?
Audry: Your new boyfriend, get used to him
Ernie: SHUT UP
Joe: INTRUDERS I CAN ARREST YOU-
Ernie: Takes off disguise
Dave: ...
Joe: ...
Joe: YOURE STILL TRESSPASSING-
joe: and you have criminal history
Dave: wait did you say-
Ernie: Puts disguise back on
Ernie: Whispers Theyll never know
Audry: Dave..... Your Ernie's new boyfriend :)))
'Joe quickly breaks the window and throws them out'
Ernie: Whos Ernie, he seems like a nice, hot, JNDHOILRJGKslkR,BJ
'Dave is blushing intensely'
Falls out window
Audry lands on her face
Ernie: Cries
Dave: what was-
'Joe goes back to hugging dave'
Joe: idk-
Audry: I'm fineeeeee she says  as she peels her bruised face off the concrete, and she realizes her nose was bleeding
Audry: I'm fine
Ernie: Puts on a pink wig and drag makeup
Ernie: Walks to the door
Audry: Dude
Audry: WE JUST FELL FROM A 2 STORY BUILDING! AND YOU DECIDE TO PUT ON DRAG STUFF?!!!
Ernie: They wont notice
Ernie: Rings the doorbell
'Joe opens the door'
Joe: ...
Joe: no
'He closes it'
Ernie: in a high pitch voice My car broke down, and I need a tall strong man to hel-
Audry gives up and lays motionless on the soft needles of grass rubbing against her, as she hears screaming
Door slams in his face
Then out of nowhere...
HOLLY SHOWS UPPPP
Holly: Hey what's up mother truckers
Ernie Ergatha: how tf is she talking-
Holly: Ernie... I know your a little small brain

BUT COME ONNN! You little Small brain idiot frockin beach of a pathetic man, Just stop

Ern Ergatha: i give up, he'll never like me
Audry: I'm done with this, Audry gets in the car and goes back to Granny's with Holly, Leaving Ernie alone with Joe and Dave...
when all of the sudden....
Ergatha takes off the wig and makeup and cries on Davids doorstep
IT STARTS RAINING!!!
'Joe then walks out of Dave's house and sees ernie, he removes him from the premises'
--End of Episode 6--