Haikyuu Oneshots And Theories

Who? - {Kiyoyachi}

"Hey, Kiyoko! You're looking gorgeous today!" Tanaka gushed as Kiyoko walked into the gym, one Friday evening. Grumpily, Ennoshita pushed him away from the manager, mouthing sorry to the third year when Nishinoya popped up immediately afterwards.

"Wow, you look super sexy today, Kiyoko!" Nishinoya flattered. Narita grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away.

Kiyoko sighed and walked over to Daichi.

"Excuse me," She said, calmly. "Next week, I won't be able to make it to practise. Hitoka will be taking over managing the volleyball club."

"Huh?" Daichi looked up. "Why won't you be here? And who's Hitoka?"

Yachi, who had been hiding behind Kiyoko nervously piped up, "Uh, I'm Hitoka. It's my first name."

"Oh, right, I'm so sorry. Uh, so, Kiyoko, why won't you be here next week?"

Kiyoko replied, "I have something private and personal I must attend to. Is that a problem? I'm not aware of any practise matches."

"No, no, not a problem!" Assured Daichi. "I'm sure it'll be fine."

"Thank you, Daichi," Kiyoko smiled slightly, before turning to Yachi. "Come on, Hitoka, we've got to fill up the water bottles."

"Yes, Shimizu!" Yachi replied quickly, trailing after Kiyoko.

Daichi watched after them and Sugawara appeared by his shoulder. "They seem closer than usual," Sugawara commented.

The captain nodded. "They've always been comfortable around each other but I didn't know Kiyoko let Yachi call her by her first name."

Asahi wandered in. "Hey, guys, Tanaka and Nishinoya are freaking out about something. I tried to handle it but-"

"Woah, since when did you try to calm those two down?" Sugawara yelped, elbowing Asahi teasingly. "The big coward actually approached the raging beasts!"

"W-Well, not deliberately, Kinoshita told me to calm Noya down but it was pretty impossible..."

Daichi sighed. "I gotta talk to them, don't I?"

Sugawara pushed him forward cheerfully. "Good luck, captain!" He called after him as Daichi reluctantly stumbled away.

He approached the second years regretfully and put on a big smile. "Hey, what are you two screaming about?"

Ennoshita made a face, Narita sighed awkwardly and Kinoshita just shook his head. Tanaka looked up at the captain with wide staring eyes and pointed at his phone.

"What's this, huh? What do you know about this, Daichi?"

Daichi peered at the phone screen. It was Kiyoko's' Instagram page, and nothing seemed out of the ordinary.

"Uh... Is there a problem?"

Nishinoya shoved his phone at Daichi too, pointing angrily. "It's in her bio, look! It says she's taken! We've lost our shot!"

"You two never had a shot to begin with," Narita joked.

"Yeah, but we could've tried!" Tanaka protested.

Ennoshita huffed and crossed his arms. "Look, Kiyoko's out of your league, surely there are other people who you could get to," He said with a jealous tone of voice that he failed to hide. Kinoshita patted him sympathetically on the back but Tanaka and Nishinoya were too busy crying.

"Uh,  but, Nishinoya, why are you so upset? I thought you were dating Asahi," Daichi tried.

"I am!" Nishinoya whined. "And I love him! But it's not just that! Kiyoko is too good for any guy, and she didn't tell us about this!"

Narita sighed. "She doesn't have to tell you everything, y'know."

The gym doors opened again and Kiyoko and Yachi walked in together, holding the water bottles in their hands. Instantly, Nishinoya and Tanaka spun around and appeared in front of her.

"Kiyoko-san!" Nishinoya yelled at her. "When did you get a boyfriend?!"

"E-Eh?" Kiyoko echoed. "Boyfriend?!"

Tanaka dropped to his knees. "But we were so careful! We scared away every guy!"

The two crackheads began to cry loudly on the floor, sobbing and apologising loudly

Kiyoko carefully stepped around them. "C'mon, Hitoka. Let's leave these two to it."

"Uh, yes, Shimizu," Yachi agreed, hopping awkwardly around her two upperclassman.

After the weekend, Kiyoko was gone and Tanaka and Nishinoya decided to find whoever was dating Kiyoko, much to Ennoshita's' annoyance. They asked all third-year boys, whether they played volleyball or not, if they were dating her and even stalked Tooru Oikawa home, pestering him - they had to apologise profusely when he told them he was gay and ordered them to 'piss off'. During practise that day, they hounded the other second years, accusing them of dating Kiyoko. By the end of Monday, they even tried to force Tadashi to admit he was the one dating Kiyoko.

Still, they couldn't find the real culprit.

On Tuesday, Nishinoya and Tanaka broke into the Johzenji gym to question Terushima. However, he seemed just as surprised and as offended as them, and the whole Johzenji team suddenly decided to help the crackheads in their quest.

They stopped volleyball practise completely on Wednesday and forced the team to brainstorm with them, despite what Daichi and Coach Ukai said.

By Thursday, they had interogated Shiratorizawa, Aobo Josai, Johzenji, Date Tech and every male student in Karasuno.

Kiyoko was going to come back halfway through practise on Friday and Tanaka and Nishinoya were prepared to beg her for information.

When the gym doors slid open and Kiyoko walked in, Yachi bounced over to her before anyone else could.

"Hi, Shimizu," Yachi beamed. "I-It was weird without you here."

Kiyoko smiled at Yachi and kissed her forehead gently. "I'm sure you handled them amazingly, sweetheart."

"Wait!" The whole team yelped, minus the third years. "Yachi?!"

"Huh?" Kiyoko looked up. "What?"

Yachi went a little pink. "O-Oh, right," She began. "Tanaka and Nishinoya kept trying to find out who you were dating..."

Kiyoko looked up at the two stunned boys. "I thought we were being quite obvious..."

Daichi crossed his arms with a sigh. "I gotta say, I'm not at all surprised."

"It was the use of first names that gave it away to me," Asahi said.

"Wait, 'Sahi, you knew?" Gasped Nishinoya. "You didn't tell me!"

"Well, you should've asked!" Asahi said, smiling at his tiny, feral boyfriend.

Sugawara grinned. "I'm so happy for my children."

Tanaka looked down at the floor. "We have to apologise to a lot of people."

"Yeah," Nishinoya agreed. "I hope we don't get a restraining order..."