The book of weirdness

harry potter pick up lines

* If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

* I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

*My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

*Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

*Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

*If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

*Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

*Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

*You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

*Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

*You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

*Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

*You can have the portkey to my heart.

*Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!