oh mah gaaaahhh part 4

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Khaos:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) horny is back huh~?

Me:stfu...

Trixie:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh it's back alright~!

Me:*angry horny screech*

Rider(swapfelldusk papyrus):can I help~

Taz(Fellswapsilver papyrus):me too~

Me:*perfectly cut scream*

(Both Fellswapsilver and swapfelldusk are mine...I just have to continue developing them for now)
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Khaos:can I see da bby??

Noia:um...I guess.*pulls it out of the nest*

Khaos:(0 w 0) it's so tiny~~~!!!

Noia:and it's mine so eff off..

Khaos:what'd you name it anyway?

Noia:remi..I thought it was pretty.

Khaos:*holding the baby carefully*hi remi.
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Noia:*frustrated grumble*

Khaos:what,do you need parental advice?

Noia:NO-*clears throat*no..velvet and cider decided to announce the fact that my offspring even exists and now I'm worried..for both my baby's safety and everyone else's reaction when they finally realize..

Khaos:I'm sure everything will work itself out....but I think Wendy's compliment fucked with mo-

Noia:-death.

Khaos:oh..ok guess I'm not talking to her for a while then.

Noia:I'll tell you when she's ok again.

Khaos:agreed!anyway you better keep an eye on the little sweetheart~

Noia:....ok..have a good day mom.

Khaos:*waves as she leaves,a small smile on her face*bye dear.
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Noia:good morning m-*stares at mono for a moment but quickly averts her gaze the second mono looks at her*-g-good morning...

Cider:(ー_ー??)that's sus af..

Velvet:did honey not tell you about the f-..nevermind that I'm gonna make some pancakes for breakfast if anyone wants some tell me ahead of time.
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Trixie:kaboom??

Ivyline:YUS trixie....KABOOM!

Trixie:=D
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(A few years in the future)

Remi:mom how on earth do you maintain peace around here?

Noia:well...a mix of magic and a tight system everyone follows.

Remi:...ahh I see.
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Remi:*looking at the horrendously injured cross beneath her*you look pitiful..*picks him up and starts walking out,stepping over piles of dust and clothes*but there's nothing you can do about that here,so you're coming with me to a place where you aren't lying on the ground letting yourself get brutalized by people who use their selfishness and pain to get what they want...no matter who or what that thing is...and anyway I know just how you can make yourself feel useful,Jaeger.
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(Future Remi lore bit)

Noia stood there,staring at the screen with a straight face but her eyes were a bright yellow "no one is to engage with remi...not until she learns where she stands in the food chain....which she's currently challenging monos position from what I can tell." She looked over at the cross and blueberry remi rescued as they silently conversed between each other.

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